The next TUSCL meetup featuring Mr Daddillac, RickiBoi, and Mr. OSU

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DoctorPhil.
Space geneious and inventer of the grunges
Mr. Dugan shows up at the next TUSCL meetup. Since he is a legend in his own RickiBoi mind, he assumes that he will be loved by all. Alas, he has alienated many posters so he only ends up making friends with Mr. OSU.

Mr. Daddillac, seeing an opportunity to put Mr. Dugan in his place, decides to ask a riddle to challenge RickiBoi. So he approaches Dugan and OSU, asking “what has two heads, four arms, four legs, and smells like shit?”

Puzzled, Mr. Dugan replies “I dunno...maybe a snowman made of shit”. Mr. Daddillac replies “no dumbass, it’s the two of you” and walks off laughing.

Ricki and OSU agree that his is a better answer than the shitman idea so the begin laughing. Mr. OSU suggests they try the riddle on somebody else, so RickiBoi decides to try it on Mr. Twentyfive.

Ricki and OSU approach Mr. Twentyfive, giggling like schoolgirls. The Mr. Dugan asks the question “what has two heads, four arms, four legs, and smells like shit?”

Twentyfive looks at the giggling pair for a moment, the says “that’s easy, the two of you.”

At which point RickiBoi collapses to the floor in laughter and says “you are correct sir!”

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Mate27
3 years ago
I’d walk into that club to see that!
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nicespice
3 years ago
Where is Juice in all this?
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Juice is too busy in VIP. And he can't see or hear anything because a stripper is sitting on his face.
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