rickthevulture

Unfortunately the editors removed the best part of the article: when "Holly" revealed that her best day was the time when she met a…

That's what the dumbass paparazzi get when they bug rickthebear.

My buddy frankthevulture was there when that happened. He said the dumbass hairless ape…

You are on our list Dougster.

Some day you will look over your shoulder and see a lion wearing a suit. He will be carrying…

You damn dirty apes and your race issues. Shaking my damn head. Squawk!

With that said, I do appreciate knowing what kind of dancers are at the hairless ape clubs. You hairless apes aren't as evolved and…

Well, I do have some complaints about the racism on this site. Why are all of the clubs on here hairless ape clubs?

You guys…

I could go either way on immigration but I agree strongly with ski bum regarding health care. Squawk!

There are too many of you hairless…

You apes are mostly hairless anyway. Why not go all the way? Squawk!

I recently spent some time in Miami with Kate England. Squawk!

But the bitch did me for free. She said that once a sexy female…

Besides, Dougster isn't a rich tough guy. He's a marked man for his anti-rick agitation. Squawk!

The council does not take threats lightly. A certain…

Unfortunately, female swallows aren't as whorish as you would think. This is true for many songbirds. I tried to do the old cloacal kiss…

The council simply views TUSCL as a convenient means to reach the average hairless ape. It is effective for this reason. Squawk!

She's not up to council of ricks standards. And she's clearly nuts. Squawk!

Vince and dirtyass boy, this was not authorized by the council. Squawk!

ricktheshark reports that this attack was perpetrated by jackthelemonshark. That guy is a…

Clearly that Bandit asshole has some issue with light-skinned hairless apes taking dark-skinned hairless ape penis. Probably jealous because all hears about his own…

Wow, this Bandit clearly has some insecurty about his little ape penis. All of you hairless apes suffer from tiny penis syndrome yet you…

What does fair mean? My lion bud often wrestles with hairless apes. He gets them in a room and says "hey wildebeest, you're gonna…

By the way pole dancer, have you ever licked a vulture's cloaca until he jizzed in your mouth? You haven't lived until you've tasted…

I don't know. My dad flew back into my life when I reached sexual maturity and he said "son, let me introduce you to…

What the fuck is wrong with the hairless apes? My lion bud asks me to keep track of the more egregious misbehavior of hairless…

Not to worry hairless apes. If Trump wins the council of ricks will seize control and save you. Squawk!

If Clinton wins we'll act behind…

Wait, I may have misunderstood. Are you a vulture? I thought you were but now I'm not too sure. We vultures don't play with…

Invite her out for dinner. Find some good road kill that's been rotting in the sun and say "hey baby, fine dining". Then get…

More than hairless ape lives at the very least. There are just too damn many of you apes on the planet. The glorious cat…

By the way ski bum, my lion bud said you criticized his education. Not cool. First off, he's a rick so you should show…