rickthevulture

So true my friend.

But don’t leave out the vultures. If a bunch of apes have no money they’ll probably just kill themselves. As…

Or rickgenda, if you will.

What drives the ricks? Stories about fucking sexy hairless ape whores, driving drunk, and exposing the sad sad snowflakes…

Stupid San Jose Ape, what’s wrong with waiting until the hairless ape whore is at her weakest? The wise lion hunts the weakest wildebeest…

I had my threesome down the street at an Olive Garden. That food was definitely roadkill, they had unlimited breadsticks, and they let me…

Applebee’s? Last time I entered an Applebee’s I asked for 3-day old possum and nice Chianti. They ask me to leave. No class assholes.…

She was a real disappointment to the ricks. She started out with potential and was building an armadillo pen using Home Depot purchases funded…

Watch it Sir Laps. If you don’t mind your place my lion bud will go all wildebeest on your ass. Then it’s three days…

Potato salad is gross. Just kill something like a possum or armadillo or a moronic hairless ape an let it sit by the side…

Hell, there was this one time I was hanging with Juice and I gave him a bit of roadkill possum. Most of you apes…

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Don’t be looking down on Juice. Juice is a good ape! The last time I hung out with Juice we shared a bottle of…

You tell them rick my friend. Hunting is easier with wounded prey!

Of course, as a big black vulture, I am into the road kill…

Tell me about it. You apes are so uptight it is just sad. If I go into a bar I expect some people to…

Testify rick my friend. After the old and infirm become lion chow they can sit in the sun a few days until they’re good…

I’ve got to chime in here now that I see rickdugan’s honor and veracity being impugned. ricks are the top of the food chain…

Can you imagine a hairless ape-black vulture hybrid? That would be one ugly kid. Unless the vulture traits dominated. I hate to denigrate anybody…

I was a little scared when I saw an egg come out of a dancer’s vagina on stage. I didn’t think ape-vulture crosses were…

Did they at least leave the body to decay by the roadside? It takes a few days of decomposition for hairless ape to become…

I don’t care about eye contact with damn dirty apes. When I go to the club it is beak in vagina time!

Squawk!

Give the other hairless apes your insights rick my friend. Many of them do realize that you are the smartest hairless ape on the…

I often dine near the edge of the road. Usually armadillos. Sometimes possum.

You hairless apes should stop burying your dead. Leave them to…

Clubber, you do realize that most birds don’t have a penis. Penises are kind of gross. Stupid ricktheemu is so proud of his penis.…

I like to insert my beak into hairless ape vagina. Squawk!

But not me. As a member of the council of ricks I have a duty to fuck hairless ape whores.

Perhaps my bud ralphthevulture. He’s…

She should dump that zero and get herself a hero! A hero vulture that is. Squawk!

What kind of cum do you prefer?

A. Vulture
B. Lion
C. Bear
D. Manatee
E. Hairless ape

Squawk! Squawk!