

Joined Feb, 2016
Last Seen Jun, 2022
rickthevulture

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Dancers wearing glitter.Don't mind glitter on a dancer. Kind of makes my feathers pretty when I do the old cloacal kiss on their lower lips. But…

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Cocaine and StrippersI'm very anti-drug. Do you know what the corpses of druggies taste like? It upsets my tummy and I primarily eat rotting carrion. Even…

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Spring Break DestinationsI usually migrate to Florida for the whole winter. That's the ticket! Squawk!

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Why would a dancer get a tattoo on her taint?I suspect that female hairless apes that get tattoos on their taint are more like my to enjoy some delightful mouth-to-cloaca action on a…

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living to and past 60Squawk!
Whether you or Mrs. Sea die first just leave the other on by the roadside. My buddies and I will enjoy the meal.
I'm also…
Whether you or Mrs. Sea die first just leave the other on by the roadside. My buddies and I will enjoy the meal.
I'm also…

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Dancer CommunicationsSquawk!
Does she have any physical disability that interferes with her ability to text? For example, I have a hard time using your hairless ape…
Does she have any physical disability that interferes with her ability to text? For example, I have a hard time using your hairless ape…

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Squawk! Who is the smartest hairless ape on this site?After rickdugan of course. He's the smartest hairless ape I've ever met. That's the ticket!
rickdugan has given me his opinions, but I want to…
rickdugan has given me his opinions, but I want to…

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Squawk! Anybody know a club with 18-year old female hairless apes that like to dPlease share any intel. That's the ticket! I need intel!
Squawk!
Squawk!

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san_jose-guy threatens to kill motorheadSquawk! Dickless George is on the wildebeest list too. That's the ticket! Squawk!

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san_jose-guy threatens to kill motorheadSquawk!
twentyfive, you don't have to worry about a revolution from low income hairless apes. The real revolution will be led by the cats. However,…
twentyfive, you don't have to worry about a revolution from low income hairless apes. The real revolution will be led by the cats. However,…

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My System For Fucking Dream StrippersSquawk!
I bet this new 18 year old female hairless ape will like vulture jizz. I'll have to fly down and see. Maybe we can…
I bet this new 18 year old female hairless ape will like vulture jizz. I'll have to fly down and see. Maybe we can…

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Strip Club Hands Out Bottled Water To Flint ResidentsSquawk!
I've told all of my vulture buds to avoid Flint. You hairless apes drink the lead and keel over. You'd think that would be…
I've told all of my vulture buds to avoid Flint. You hairless apes drink the lead and keel over. You'd think that would be…

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BarebackSquawk! Listen to rickdugan's words of wisdom. He is clearly the smartest hairless ape on this site. But that is to be expected. He's…

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My fav just quit. What should I do?Squawk! George the dickless one is a major league psycho. No wonder he's on the lion's wildebeest list. I recognize that as being over…

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DJ is a retardSquawk! If you kill him and leave his body to decay by the roadside my vulture buddies and I will come and eat the…

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Squawk! Update on the glorious cat revolutionSquawk!
My best buddy rickthelion is busy planning the upcoming cat revolution so he asked me to check in the the crazy perverts on this…
My best buddy rickthelion is busy planning the upcoming cat revolution so he asked me to check in the the crazy perverts on this…