Some of you take your lingering too seriously!

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JimGassagain
Bacon props!!
And for that I can state I am grateful and proud of you guys. If it wasn't for some of you sharing your highest and lowest points, we wouldn't have the perspective that we need about paid sex work.

After my wife's emergency surgery, I've contemplated much about how I should live my life more at peace helping others. Everybody has their contributions, and none are too small. If it wasn't for the clubs for frustrated men and women to get together, we could be seeing more dangerous activities out on the streets. SJG would be running and dodging from the LE from one bath house to the next. JS69 would be trolling high school parking lots for his next DS. Gawker could be browsing the back alleys of his city's underbelly looking for his next heroin addicted vixen, well and Rickyboy too for that matter. Dougster could be planting the seeds for our next investment hedge fund strictly for high net worth clients that fund high escort services for a profit. Shailynn may have spammed all female Tinder users in the area, disgusting them all to the point in frustration causing them to quit using the app.

So you see I've come to the conclusion like many have that life is too short. The diversity we have on this board in the means of attaining our wjacukatory services are wide in scope, and for that we all should be saluted! Feel proud that you contribute to helping out your favorite sexual worker so she doesn't have to resort to more dangerous ways of providing for themselves, for it if it wasn't for you, it would be somebody else.

Your mongering is priceless!

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JimGassagain
8 years ago
Fucking autocorrect! Title should read "Mongering"!

I guess I was in a rush to post with out reading it. Oh well, good day and back to my wife.
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sclvr5005
8 years ago
Mongering is serious business.
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RandomMember
8 years ago
Last three months, my wife's been dealing with a cervical herniated disc, so I have at least some idea of what your're going through. Make sure to do your homework and find the right doctor.

Gassagain wrote: "Feel proud that you contribute to helping out your favorite sexual worker"

I suppose that's one way to look at it. OTOH, I continue to cheat on my wife while she's dealing with a medical problem -- which isn't really something to be proud of. At least I don't fall in love with teenagers...
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shailynn
8 years ago
Let me say this, if sex goes out the window theres always gambling.

For the average guy who doesnt know about strip clubs, or cant afford or knkw how to gambe, he becomes obsessed with a sports team and his life revolves around that.

At least thats what I see the most. Guys who are obsessed with hockey that have never even skated before.


My wife as well is going through some potential life altering issues with her family which has made me reflect on being more humanitarian-like. Then I say fuck it I work a minimum of 50 hours a week Im spending my money on what ever I want as long as my family is taken care of first.
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warhawks
8 years ago

I agree JG. I linger far too long on this website sometimes.

Pathetic.
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shailynn
8 years ago
Warhawks its either this or the USAToday app and this place is a lot more funny.
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
So Gaffigan, are you pulling out? I feel that given the values you claim to believe in, that that would be the more honorable thing to do.

Are you going to talk about all these sorts of things in your stand up routines?

SJG
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flagooner
8 years ago
"So Gaffigan, are you pulling out?"

Is your ass so loose that you couldn't tell?
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
^^^^^^^^ See, this proves my point. We here on TUSCL really are pathetic loosers.

If Gaffigan is something other than that, then he should not be here.

SJG
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Mate27
8 years ago
Wtf?^^^
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rickthevulture
8 years ago
The council simply views TUSCL as a convenient means to reach the average hairless ape. It is effective for this reason. Squawk!
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Mate27
8 years ago
I think SJG just called himself a pathetic loser.
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MrDeuce
8 years ago
No, he called *all* of us pathetic "loosers". I did a pathetic job of loosening a couple of bras and a corset recently -- is that what he had in mind?
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ime
8 years ago
SJG asshole is loose from all the slim Mexican boys he likes.
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JimGassagain
8 years ago
SJG, what do you mean "pulling out"?

I'm proud of your pathetic loser status, what else more could you read into this thread, other than the fact I mispelled "mongerer" in the title.

I think you come on this discussion board for the sole purpose to pick fights and troll. Don't you have any better things to do, like start a counter cultural organization?
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Dougster
8 years ago
Jim: "I think you come on this discussion board for the sole purpose to pick fights and troll. "

Of course he does. You know this for sure when a) he even wants to argue when people agree with him; b) he argues contradictory positions sometimes only a day apart c) if he can't argue against what people actually he just makes up something, pretends they said that and argues against that.

Guy is a complete psycho!
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
And if Dougster and his friends are successful, a human life will be reduced to:

https://www.harborfreight.com/media/cata…

SJG
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sharkhunter
8 years ago
I'm only reading and posting here while trying to watch Doctor Who. I get too distracted to watch tv when I'm playing an online poker app.
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