rickthevulture

What part of Asia is she from?

I recently met this beautiful Gyps bengalensis whore but she was from the Indian subcontinent. I suspect you're…

You've got to make her respect you man. Squawk!

Tell her that she WILL like your cloaca until you jizz in her mouth. Then she…

Cinereous. Squawk!

Unless you're actually a Cinereous vulture you shouldn't call yourself Cinereous. Squawk!

That bitch was a female hairless ape born in Atlanta. WTF? Squawk!

#RealBlackVultureLivesMatter

I really do not understand this hairless ape obsession with skin color. Squawk!

That said, I could understand a "no Turkey vultures" policy. Those guys…

You hairless apes are so focused on skin color and hair color. I don't understand this obsession. Squawk!

I'm much more interested in the question…

I feel you're likely to exist Nina. Squawk!

The real question is whether you are indeed a female hairless ape that removes your cloting for…

I'd give her beak in a New York minute. Squawk!

No. Squawk!

I prefer four day old armadillo road kill for breakfast. That stuff is yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy. Squawk!

Sorry Vince, you seem like a nice enough hairless ape, but you have to realize that the council of ricks has decided that there…

Title says it all. Squawk!

Talk about those lowering the level of discourse on TUSCL. Of course, I'm focusing on Dougster and not SJG. SJG is a good egg.…

This is why you apes can't have good things. You don't thank rickdugan as much as he deserves and you drove off Hotstuff69babi. Sad.…

He feels that you hairless apes are a bit more boring than he expected. I've told him the quality of the exchanges on here…

It's the saw-whet here because my vulture bud is still sleeping from a major party. hoo...hoo...

You apes should listen to the smartest of your…

hoo...hoo... Is "Dork act Zip" some sort of attempt to speak like a fictional Klingon? I think you may need some help. hoo...hoo....

hoo...hoo... At…

hoo...hoo.... rickdugan, or rickthehairlessape as I refer to him, has warned me about you. You are currently viewed as an enemy of the council…

hoo...hoo... My vulture bud woke me up early, gave me his password, and told me I should introduce myself. My name is rick. I…

Some of you know that the council of ricks is extremely busy trying to manage world events behind the scenes. It is difficult to…

No motorhead, the council of ricks is still monitoring the board so we can gain even more insights into hairless ape culture. Squawk!

rickdugan, the…

By the way, what kind of retard says "WEEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW" or anything like that. Squawk!

Of course, we all know that wildebeest are kind of retarded…

The lion knows tha you are actually a female wildebeest pretending to be a homosexual male hairless ape. As do I. Soon the lion…

Good idea motorhead. The sea cucumber is kind of a badass. Squawk!

There was this time that ricktheseacumber took me to meet his friend rickthestargazer.…

I promise to do my best as a member of the sacred council of ricks to make TUSCL the kind of place Clubber wants…

Be careful before you condemn clubber. All he wanted was for us to show a little more love to each other. He sent me…

The trolls on this board are the worst. Especially the care bear imposter. That "guy" is probably a female wildebeest fucking with us. And…