Comments by Imamutt (page 4)

In other studies I've seen, the general consensus leans toward a happy medium healthy figure. This is how we evolved. Too fat or too lean isn't healthy. Strong and feminine with good child bearing hips and adequate breasts is the universal preference. I personally like a fat ass, when she sits on my face my head should be entirely engulfed in ass and her ass cheeks should still touch the bed.

Yes. I shucked 50 pounds and no longer have a gut, usually dressed business casual. 12 inch difference in chest to waist... Chest being bigger, unlike the pear shaped guys. I also shower and wear clean clothes and keep relatively well groomed. All this makes a difference, and the girls appreciate and even compliment it.

Main floor near the door until my eyes adjust then to the bar with my back to the bar or a table near the bar or a wall. I generally like to keep my back to the wall and the entrance in view, out of the way of traffic but with a good view of the stage(s).

How is this a big deal? Mustache rides, daty, snorting stripper juice, hasn't everybody?

As always with any attempt to regulate anything, nothing has been eliminated, only displaced. They're all in the 'dating' section. Some of the dancers and servers I talk to, trash talk those who resort to backpage. It's considered low to put themselves our there among the cheap blo n gos. Yeah, I've seen some familiar girls there. How does it feel to see one treating randoms better than she treats you at a cut rate, when you're her favorite special trick, 'Daddy' ?

That's almost as good as the atf pole trick; making my pole disappear.

A real live Japanese doll costs less, is just as quiet, plus she'll cook, clean, and do your laundry.

Yeah. The idea of dropping that on her could be a problem. But then, getting a strippers real name is no big deal. There are all kinds of ways to achieve that, but creeping around like that is called stalking. If I'm interested enough to know, I just ask. If she's comfortable telling me, she'll do so. It's just that simple.

I'll put money on jackslash's prediction, and stand by all the good counsel here. If you had to ask, you already knew the answer, but maybe you have a need to see your heart and wallet simultaneously chucked into a wood chipper.

As always, Subra and Papi are spot on. I broke rule number 1 and 2 and earned my scars the hard way. Yes, there is so much more to the experience that is missed out on if the goal is solely sex. There are levels of intimacy in the complete package experience that can be a total mind, body and soul journey far more rewarding than just blowing a load. If you're just out to nut, tip the bathroom troll and nail a girl in the broom closet; saves a lot of money, time, trouble and uncertainty.

4G2W, doood, chill, it's rhetorical, not literal, and doesn't necessarily apply to you. The definition of a DS will vary from pl to pl.

Btw, once you get hired post pics and let us know how you're doing. And if you're a big booty black girl, hmu.

Dress sexy but not too slutty. Don't be too businesslike, wear your hair down. Wear cute and comfortable shoes, save the lucite soles with neon lights for the stage. Go easy on the makeup, don't look overdone. Carry yourself well with class and confidence, be relaxed and don't walk too fast or two slow. Appear ambitious not anxious. Walk in and ask the door girl or guy for an application, don't ask if they are hiring or taking applications, you know they are and they have an opening for you. If you need a drink to relax a bit, don't show up drunk or stoned. Depending on what shift you want, go early before it gets busy. Your total package should be somewhere between business casual and streetwalker. You're a professional but you know what boys like. If it's new to you consider a moderate range place, not a cum dump but not too high end either. Once hired watch other girls and what works for them. Make friends with the staff, dancers are competutve but there are those who like to share their knowledge. If the place has a house mom she'll help you out, dancers live on tips, so do servers and bartenders, be nice and tip and encourage your customers if they're not tipping. It all comes back to you if you don't treat staff like servants. That may be too much, and pretty elementary at that Have fun and good luck.

Same. She never knows how much I have. But I'm usually generous with my hard earned coin. Sometimes she's generous with her time. Her sense of entitlement is getting old lately, though. My fault for letting that happen. Kind of like a temporary tax increase that never gets lowered. Same with my favorite server. Just because I tipped her about 400% once, she gets mad at me for not doing it every trip. I may learn the hard way but I do learn.

Tipped her on stage with a bag of coke,

No, but I have the good fortune of my girl having prehensile toes. Ever had a foot job?

No, but I have the good fortune of my girl having prehensile toes. Ever had a foot job?

Chilling with dancers on the smoking patio can be more fun than in the club. Sometimes they get carried away with stories and gossip and will break out some party favors and share. The invite could be anything depending on you, the dancer and her mood. If you are spending, it's to keep you spending on her.

15K all inclusive, conservatively.

Roger- Yes. Fortunately, I don't keep all my cash in one place and she only got a wad of ones. Another custy complained to a manager about her and he was told to leave. She didn't last long though, but her friend still works there so she may have been fired after multiple complaints.

GoVikings- $20-, an 82 Yugo, and my seat in Shailynn's stamp collecting circle.

Adept pickpockets.

No

Last one out of Detroit, turn out the lights.

I like the look and feel of natural breasts but if they look like tennis balls dangling in nylons and if they disappear into your armpits when you lay on your back, that may be a bit too much sag to appeal to me personally.