Comments by Imamutt (page 5)

$2.5M. For a 30 year session.

Sounds tit-ilating!

Uh. This happened at a strip club, why would you expect there to be a rational explanation?

Some adornments tend to get in the way and are more a distraction than a turn on

It pays to be conscious. Instinct has probably prevented more than I know of, I am aware of a time that two dancers came onto me at the bar and one was distracting me while the other one sized me up. I put my foot up on the foot rail and pretended I didn't notice my pocket tighten up on her fingers. She acted like she was fondling my ass as she extracted her empty hand.

Man, I'm about quality over quantity, and I know I've missed out on some great lays because I'm so selective. But I just have to go with what I'm drawn to.

Yep, the wyf is glad to send me away so she can get a break!

Latinas are talented at shoving a hand down your pants and yanking the crank before you can say no. They get mad when I turn them away and tell then who I'm there for.

Actually, the mutt is the most loyal breed, and is a throwback to the original dog breed that existed before selective breeding. The mutt exhibits all the best qualities!

Juice, that makes sense. I'm not clubbing much lately since otc w the atf has been getting better all the time. But the same principle could be applied to most any pursuit, rather than going frequently in the cheap, going less often with enough to make the most of the experience def has merit.

I've got a pass from the wyf. I'd be in more trouble if the ATF caught me with another dancer/escort/pro.

Go to a sex shop and invest in some butt plugs

A dancer once told me Sunday afternoons were best, preachers come in with cash from the offering plates.

Right on papi. However the condom is a moral out. With a condom, your dick isn't inside her pussy, it's inside the condom, so it doesn't count as sex since there is no actual contact of dick and vag.

Buy her an '82 Yugo, a highly valued classic car. She'll fall in love with you and give you discount rates.

I haven't watched porn since meeting the ATF over a year ago. Just thinking about her stokes the fire immediately.

Child support payments will increase her income.

Yes. A guy In a nearby town had one he kept chained to the bed and doped up. No one knew about it until she escaped, then he got hauled off by the Feds.

I refrain from writing reviews to protect the guilty.

HGR. Yes! When she sits on my face her ass engulfs my entire head (I got one huge apeman noggin too), and I can't hear a damn thing!

Shower, clean but not expensive clothes, a respectful and polite demeanor, cash. Go on a slow night

In a traffic jam, had to go. Had a nearly finished fifth of old no7 under the seat. Finished off what rwnained in the bottle then nearly topped it off with piss. Tossed it on the passenger floorboard and forgot about it. Remembered it after a couple stops down the road, but when I went to throw it out it was gone.

She could bareback 20 guys a day for all you know. No, thanks, not even if she paid me.

All good advice, but as with many a PL. myself included, it may have to be learned the hard way. This may not pertain to your situation but this is how it typically goes: Unless you can entirely. support her, it won't be exclusive. There will be a myriad of excuses to not be able to see you in order to cover the fact she isn't exclusive. In the long run, if you can accept the truth, you might maintain a workable arrangement. I believe that in these situations even if you fork over enough to keep her to yourself, she will miss aspects of the lifestyle that gave her a thrill and a sense of unattached freedom, and will continue to entertain other men just for fun or even just to have a backup plan/escape strategy. She may be your one and only, but to her you are expendable. I really do hope we are all wrong and that it all works out!!!

Waist measurement must be at least 10 inches smaller than breast measurement and 20 inches smaller than hip measurement