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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Pussy Lickers :D
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7 years ago
The tail end of Autumn to the beginning of Winter is essentially the best season for girls to go to work. A lot of traveling custies to see family, a lot of spare cash left over after Christmas shopping, and a lot of single moms that need to fill their children's wish list for Santa. You can expect most clubs to be a bit more hopping than they usually are during this time.
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7 years ago
Florida indeed. Unfortunately, this is the only state I've mongered or danced to be able to see said pregnant strippers.
I've seen plenty on the internet though.
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7 years ago
"I've never seen a pregnant dancer here in the US"
boy.
I could count on both hands how many pregnant girls I've worked with in the same club. I'm working with one right now that's currently 8 months, but hasn't had any trouble making money because she's one of our top girls and is generally very attractive.
The other girls I've worked with only worked a couple of nights a week and relied primarily on regulars for their nightly earnings because they wanted to avoid any awkward encounters with first time club go-ers or very young customers. Some were very pretty, I think only 1 was kinda unnattractive.
Fun fact: Back in 2014(?), Springfield, Oregon opened up a strip club exclusively featuring pregnant dancers. They had to be at least 6 months in to be able to work there, and obviously... once they have the baby, they can't work there anymore. I suppose this could classify as a temp job. Hah! I have no idea if they're still open or if there's even a TUSCL page for the club. It's called Baby Bumpers.
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7 years ago
I don't know where Lopaw generally ventures to monger, but in my town, almost every club requires female guests to have a male escort or at least one other girlfriend. They get very wary of girl customers that try to come in by themselves and just generally don't allow them in. So even if I wanted to get some eye candy on my own, I couldn't.
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7 years ago
I don't wear panties, but that's not specifically for clubbing. I just hate panties. I go out clubbing with my boyfriend or a guy friend all the time when I myself am not working. I don't mind going to clubs because I like girls as much as the next fat 40 year old virgin sitting two tables away from me. I've never had a poor interaction with another dancer other than the general 'stay away from couples' vibe here and there, but more than half the time I go out to strip clubs, I make something happen.
Now when I'M the one wearing the platform heels, I'm very couples friendly. Unless it's just PAINFULLY obvious that the female of the pair just isn't going to enjoy herself and was obviously dragged in by her boyfriend or group of friends, then in that case, I may avoid them - because a poor attitude can be contagious and I don't need anyone, female or male, to try and break my happy mood. They very rarely come in to my bar, but once or twice, we've had a female or two girlfriends come in solely for the sake of openly trash talking the girls they see on stage. I don't know if it's because they're trying to look like a 'bad bitch' in front of their guy friends or boyfriends, but 100% of the time, it makes it very awkward or embarrassing to the rest of their party.
I can vouch for lopaw when it comes to how couples actually interact when giving them a dance.
I'd say about 25% of the time, a lone girl or couple gets a dance on me simply for the good fun of it and to have something to cheer about when they leave.
50% of the time, I dance for couples where the guy wants me to attempt to get his girlfriend super aroused or get off completely.
And then the last 25% are the couples that may or may not spend money on dances, but have asked me to play a part in a threesome they're attempting to score by the end of the night. Of course, I decline these because I'm not into the one-night stand thing or casual hookups with someone I've only talked to for less than 5 minutes.
So in my experience, more than half the time, couples are looking to get really dirty.
When I go clubbing, it's all primarily for good fun. It's not a requirement for the dancer to spread my legs and eat my soul out during a dance to determine if I have a good time or not... but hell. I won't complain if that's where the breeze takes us.
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7 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I had a very hippie friend who attempted to cornrow her armpit hair one time, so cornrowed pussy hair doesn't sound that much more bizarre to me. In my head, it's like a multitude of landing strips.
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7 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
This guy was one of the club's last minute customers. Came in a little after Last Call and kept asking the bartender for a drink. Then he left and essentially stayed out in the parking lot till past closing to do... a whole lot of creepin.
Middle aged blonde white guy with basketball shorts and a blue wife beater. He tried talking to me as the bouncer walked me out but nothing he said made sense. Was probably high too on top of his drunken state.
@Flag . A tap on the window would have sufficed then.
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7 years ago
Pizza will never reject you.
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7 years ago
There was one club I went to where if there was the situation 2 girls wanted the same stage name, they simply had them add a letter like an initial surname.
ie: Brandi M. Brandi C. Morgan H. Morgan A.
It was a very rare occasion the two girls worked on the same shift, but the initials actually helped with a lot of confusion. Unless you forget which letter belongs to which dancer.
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7 years ago
Okay.
So.
We recently had a tattoo convention a couple months ago in Jacksonville, and I'm mildly perturbed that none of these artists came to it. All of their work is gorgeous.
Of course, I got a good laugh when I saw the 'tribal vagina' piece in Sarah Schor's portfolio.
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7 years ago
@joewebber Up until that night, that's usually what the more open minded dancers do with me. They'll peep or pull up the bottom of my dress or skirt, but that's about all they do to do what they please.
Lisa made it seem like she was gonna rip the dress off me if I didn't oblige. LOL
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7 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
I masturbate before going out. Period.
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7 years ago
I've got several.
And when it comes to other dancers, the ones with tattoos usually grab my attention easier IF they're done well. I'm talking the professionally done pieces that you could tell they paid a pretty penny for and actually look great from a distance. Not the chicken scratch $30 tattoo their cousin did in his basement with the Stick N Poke kit he got from Walmart.
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7 years ago
Holy shit, I wasn't expecting you to paste the ENTIRE review! Lol!
But that does make you wonder. I don't think I've ever seen a discussion or a review on here about getting kicked out of a club.
Is it something mongers would not like to admit, or are you all just that good at avoiding the prowling eyes of the bouncers?
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7 years ago
Just made it back home in Jax an hour ago, and I will say... I have a LOT of writing to do.
Atlanta has squeezed itself within a place in my heart.
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7 years ago
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joc13firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
People that drive in the passing lane not knowing how the passing lane works.
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7 years ago
. . .
So much for that plan to check out Flash Dancers next week.
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7 years ago
First girl in the back row. Second to last girl in the front. Give me them.
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7 years ago
The fights between the girls seem to happen when I'm not working or club hopping. I have, however, seen a customer start a fight with the doorman and DJ because he wanted his $10 cover refunded back to him and realizing there was a drink requirement, and of course it was non-refundable. So he decided that he was gonna take his $10 back instead and started a scrap right at the door where there were people waiting to get in. That was entertaining.
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7 years ago
Always. I hate panties.
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7 years ago
Dick suckers shaming other dick suckers for sucking dick. They're everywhere and I no longer fall for their angelic ruse.
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7 years ago
"I went to Barely Legal at 9pm and paid a $10 cover to buy a $3 beer and watched the white/black/small/big/spinner/milf dancers before a cute skinny brunette named Ashley came up and took me back for a dance and stick shifted me a bit for $20 + tip. Good night overall. Would recommend."
Then get 4 weeks of VIP. Literally all you gotta do.
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8 years ago
There is maybe only two girls at the club I work at that have a drug problem. Eventually both of them had to get off of them for some periods of time (either jail time or rehab/getting clean), and when they came back to work months later, they went from string bean to jello. While one of them is trying to exercise and get healthier to lose the excess weight, the other is simply returning to her bad habits to get back to her old lithe shape.
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8 years ago
"New" obsession? Pink has been a favored brand by ladies since the dark ages!
And they're essentially Victoria's Secret more financially friendly brand of clothes/lingerie. Completely fashion related, not political.