Have you ever masturbated before going out to the club?
Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
This obviously doesn't apply to LDKers.
I don't force myself to but on occasion I've popped a boner in the shower and taken care of it. Going to the club afterwards was still enjoyable and memorable.
I don't force myself to but on occasion I've popped a boner in the shower and taken care of it. Going to the club afterwards was still enjoyable and memorable.
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I had a room mate who would always do that before going on first dates. So I gave it a try before hitting clubs when I was just out of college. It saved me some money - and I didn’t have much money back in those days - so it was helpful advice.
Not masturbate, but I have clubbed in and evening where I had sex earlier in that same day. For me clubbing is a different release: mental (or hormonal testosterone) than physical. But even then, several hours had lapsed. I'd still want to recovery time to build up some sexual appetite.
With me it doesn't matter. Even though I'm naturally functional, I always take a vitamin V before clubbing so I'm always very responsive. One thing about V though is while you can get hard 5 min after you cum, the orgasm itself is harder to achieve. As I don't like to LDK as a rule this works out for me. Although my new CF is changing my mind about it...
I found that out the hard way in Vegas lol. I was looking so forward to flying out to Vegas and clubbing that I didn't watch any porn or jerk off for about a week. So when that beautiful big ass big tit 5'2 freak put it on me (and she knew what my goal was) I unleashed a massive amount of cum. And my dick was positioned up and to the right to where it was out of my boxers so I sprayed the inside of my dress shirt with blast after blast. The LDK was so good I didn't care at that point. The dancer looked back and inspected me and I laughingly told her what happened. She looked around at the side of my shirt and we both busted out laughing.
From then on, if I know I'm gonna LDK I make sure to fire off at least 24 hours prior.
My next project is to hit an extras club where the girl lets you unload on her. I'm gonna make sure I have a fucking reservoir built up for that lol.
I just LDKed tonight with a nut I saved for 6 days. And wow it was good. My ATF DS was away from the club too long and every day she wasn't there I kept thinking of rubbing one out in my man cave but I abstained. For six days. LMAO my balls were bloated tonight. It didn't take much to get a boner.
So I get there and she is in a skin tight white minidress and red lace bra and thong looking fantastic. We have drinks at the bar, and as I am sitting, she stands in front of me and rubs her ass lightly on my dick from time to time, just enough to keep me hard. And because I had abstained from coming for so long I was rock hard. And because I'm her PL regular she teases me as we go smoke a joint with another stripper and then gives me more dick tease at the bar. And then I watch her onstage a couple of times.
So by the time we go get dances I am horny as fuck and so I enjoy three songs with a raging boner and then just let it loose right at the end of the third song. I came so hard and squirted over and over for what seemed forever. It made me stupid for a few min after. LOL my ATF DS was saying something to me but I didn't understand a word she said as I was still in the afterglow. LOL and I didn't spill a drop but my underwear was messed up.
LOL it is so worth it to abstain from coming for a while before LDKing. But sometimes I can't wait another day and so sometimes I end up rubbing one out beforehand and then see my ATF DS the next day. For me it doesn't really affect me much as long as I go to the club the day after. The only thing that changes is how much I have to clean up.
I would rather LDK twice ITC than rub one out at home and then LDK. LDKing is so much better than masturbating.
Alright !! 2 pump chumps. Haven't heard that one in a while.
Sir's method of two pops is understandable, since an LDK is indeed WAY better than masturbating. But like I said before that load size is crazy if you haven't let off in a while. Might not even want to hang around for a second LDK if that load was so big that even cleaning up afterwards you don't feel comfortable lol. About the only thing that can numb that sensation is more alcohol.