The You’re good for me line was stripper shit but as for her not actually working until I motivated her with 50 dollars as in a 10 minute dance well that’s what it is in Melbourne.
I had met this girl before and noticed she kept leaving because people were saying No to go to the back and eat pizza, you can see staff with empty pizza boxes, she had even stopped asking me for dances, she came sat next to me and told me she was feeling lazy and another time after she got rejected she walked past me and was like yelling “ You’re supposed to be my lucky charm” which I just took as stripper shit but then I think she disappeared again
So it was about 11 and I told her if she didn’t eat pizza until midnight, I’d give her 50 and then she actually decided to work
And also she decided to show me she cut her elbow and gave me a peck which is the second time she’s done that so I don’t know if I made friends with a stripper or something
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I want pizza.
^ You just want the sausage.
Pizza will never reject you.
I just came from the back room ... the mushroom pizza told me it would be right back, and then I didn't see it again. Waited 2 hours, then left.
A pizza will never ROB you - mad love for the pizza
A stripper will never leave the roof of your mouth burnt with shreds of flesh hanging down.
You've been hanging out with the wrong stripper, Subraman. :)
I was in a dive the other month and a couple of strippers had ordered some pizza in. They sat at my table and offered me slices. I opted for "the extras", which was cheese bread in this case. I am still really confused and conflicted over the whole experience.
Nothing gets in between a person and their pizza. Nothing.
i like the visual of a hot sexy girl eating a slice of pizza.
^^Amen, brother!
Ugh, she was hungry and would rather eat with her coworkers than grind on a trick. You're surprised?
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