Things that make you go "Arrgh"!

AARRRRGGGHHH

When crazyjoes is in a McDonalds shitter but there isn't any toilet paper.

When Juice gets home from an Arbys run and finds no Arbys sauce packets in the bag.

When Fishsticks goes to open his lunch at school only to find out mom didn't cut the crust off the pb&j sandwich again!

When JS69 thinks he just met DS28 but he finds out she's 22, which is too old!

When I go through the produce section at the grocery store and pick out potatoes, onions & cabbage and then get to the meat department and find out they are out of corned beef.

Dropped touchdown passes in the last minute of the game. Anytime trump opens his mouth. When i get ketchup on my three piece suit.

When Talk Like A Pirate Day causes me to say "Arrrrrgggghhhhhh"! ;-)

Yes shailynn, that is when I go to the dining room and grab napkins. That will clog things up for sure

McDonald's employees better have your plungers ready

People that drive in the passing lane not knowing how the passing lane works.

These days, most everything.

"When JS69 thinks he just met DS28 but he finds out she's 22, which is too old!"

Ace!

"Yes shailynn, that is when I go to the dining room and grab napkins. That will clog things up for sure"

So crazyjoe, do you scout out the McD's bathroom first and grab napkins if there is no toilet paper, or do you just let the shit rip and then run through McD's with an unwiped ass to get the napkins?

Scratch that question. I'm sure it's the "run around unwiped" option. You're that kind of guy!

What Eve said. We have idiot's like that over here too.

In fairness, lg, your passing lanes are on the wrong side..... ;-)

When I see a new discussion started by SJG - and I actually read it - and then it ends with several pages of links to pipe organ sites, and other extraneous sh*t!

"People that drive in the passing lane not knowing how the passing lane works."

Along those same line... I hate when someone has a choice of lanes at a red light but chooses to be the first in the right lane even though they are going straight to save a couple of car lengths, preventing others from turning right on red.

I had an arrgh moment yesterday. The speed limit was 50 and I was stuck behind someone who was only driving 35.

When you purchase a VIP and find out her dick is bigger than yours.

You have a great weekend planned at some SC and suddenly the wife wants to spend time together.

^^^ ding, ding, ding - winner!

Relating to the topics of this board......

1. Dancers who go deaf at the words-no thank-you.
2. Dancers who tell you one thing and do another
3. Bouncers who feel a dancer is their girl, even when she doesn't feel the same
4. ATM fees.....never used one in a club but WTF.....paying money to get my money is wrong on so many levels.
5. Dancers who text using cuz instead of because ( applies to the civi population as well)

Leaving my glasses on top of the car... driving out from where I was parked... hearing them slide across the roof and knowing immediately what it is... pulling over right away to quickly search the side of the road... and the first car that approaches you goes crunch over something...

YIKES !! Lurker_X, that one really sucks. :)

My favorite one is a fine dancer that told me she had mono, but she wanted to dance for me.

Walking in to a club and shortly realizing that all the reviews are by locals that have never been to a decent club! You are only in town for one night and your plane arrives late after the clubs have closed.

I beg to differ ATACDawg. We are on the correct side of the road :-)

TEXTING while driving! Playing with their cellphone while failing to maintain their lane in front of me OR tailgating me. (Especially on the freeway.) TURN SIGNALS! Not even using a turn signl, cutting in front of you without a turn signal and almost hitting you. Signaling to go left and then go right.

Charlie Brown can relate ...

Once locked my car keys in trunk after OTC hotel date.

In my home town in Ontario, years ago, to guys from the local high school decided to streak the local mall. They stopped, got out of the car, ran into the mall wearing only masks and sneakers, horrified many onlookers, ran back outside, up to their vehicle and reached into their pockets for the ke...... Oh, SHIT.

Did I mention that it was a freezing cold, snowy day in December? An Arrrrrgggghhhhhh moment if ever there was one, lol.

You are under arrest faker for interstate felony fraud. Open the door faggot and come out peacefully.

Around here the two biggest arrgh’s are people cruising through roundabouts without slowing to allow cars from anothe side to enter and in that same vein the large malls have stop signs that most of these idiots just slow for a second without allowing the vehicle on the crossing through. I just today counted eight cars through a four way stops sign before on stopped to allow me to cross.

You turn on your home PC and login walk away while its booting up come back and see a blue crash screen.

You buy a bunch of stock and realize you bought at a major top and the stock keeps on sinking. After 2 or 3 days waiting for a rebound you give up and sell only to see you sold at a major bottom.

You buy options and then trump tanked all your positions big time with his fire and fury comments.

You hear on the news your health company got hacked.

You hear on the news that if you filed online in your state, your state data was hacked.

You hear on the news that equifax was hacked but if you clicked on their web site, you might have already opted out of any class action lawsuit. Then you see after compromising all your data, they only offer one year of monitoring, nothing to fix their security issue or what it will cost you.

"When you've just rubbed one out to some porn and a few seconds later"

you finally get a text from the real live girl (OTC, SB, escort, civvie) you were wanting to hookup with that night saying yes, she is available, and will be right over.

@PoolyD... You're not wrong.

Waiters that are overly attentive the whole meal than go MIA when it is time to pay the check.