Posts by Itsmytime

Some saw the humor in yesterday’s post about Shadowcat. Most did not. At least it motivated people to join the discussion and put some energy into a mundane day. When was the last time a TUSCL post resulted…

Heard from Shadowcat’s daughter that he passed this morning. The legend is no longer with us. I’ve already contacted Follies and asked that they keep his chair empty until after the funeral. Details of the service will…

Flagonner was staying at the rest home. There he met 85 year old Flora, who soon became his girlfriend. They enjoyed sitting in the garden area, where Flora would hold his bare, flaccid penis. One day Flora…

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In a recent response, NiceSpice wrote “want a dance? $20” in Chinese. In how many languages can this group say “Fuck You”? No using Google Translate Thanks, NiceSpice for doing your part to balance the trade deficit by dancing…

Last time at the club I chatted with a dancer I had only seen from afar several times before. She looks mid-20s, ok face and body. Decided to go for a test drive in the back. Before…

Call it a ‘header’? Other suggestions? https://www.xnxx.com/video-9rz57a/worlds_biggest_vagina_where_guy_insert_his_head

Eat or Re-gift? I never bought one, never eaten one or gifted one. Just sits there for a few weeks and then goes in the trash. Who’s the fruitcake around here?

A female patient in her late thirties, single since a few months, wanted to have sex with her gynaecologist. Ar one of her routine visits, she starts the discussion by saying 'Doctor, there’s a fly in my vagina, please get it…

Got a VIP with a dancer originally from China. She gave me a language lesson. Yin and Yang are opposites, the female and the male. The religion of Taoism can also be translated as The Way.…

Had to pee but was late for a meeting so I held it. After a 90 minute meeting I go to the bathroom. What the hell?!? Three or more streams going in all different directions. After…

Studies have shown that AA women generally have a large ass and AA men generally have a large penis which makes copulation feasible. Asian women generally have a flat ass and Asian men generally have a small penis because…