Dancer profiles are now available! Free VIP for dancers, apply now. More info

Advertisement
Itsmytime

Posts

76 posts by Itsmytime

Front Room

Shadowcat - sad news

Heard from Shadowcat’s daughter that he passed this morning. The legend is no longer with us. I’ve already contacted Follies and asked that they keep his chair empty until after the funeral. Details of the service will…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 55

Front Room

Flagooner in the rest home

Flagonner was staying at the rest home. There he met 85 year old Flora, who soon became his girlfriend. They enjoyed sitting in the garden area, where Flora would hold his bare, flaccid penis. One day Flora…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 12

Front Room

TITLE SAYS IT ALL!

.

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 3

Front Room

Fuck You in how many languages?

In a recent response, NiceSpice wrote “want a dance? $20” in Chinese. In how many languages can this group say “Fuck You”? No using Google Translate Thanks, NiceSpice for doing your part to balance the trade deficit by dancing…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 6

Front Room

Uncomfortable with familiarity

Last time at the club I chatted with a dancer I had only seen from afar several times before. She looks mid-20s, ok face and body. Decided to go for a test drive in the back. Before…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 3

Front Room

TUSCL term for this sex act?

Call it a ‘header’? Other suggestions? https://www.xnxx.com/video-9rz57a/worlds_biggest_vagina_where_guy_insert_his_head

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

Front Room

Fruit Cakes

Eat or Re-gift? I never bought one, never eaten one or gifted one. Just sits there for a few weeks and then goes in the trash. Who’s the fruitcake around here?

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 7

Front Room

Does it really smell that bad?

A female patient in her late thirties, single since a few months, wanted to have sex with her gynaecologist. Ar one of her routine visits, she starts the discussion by saying 'Doctor, there’s a fly in my vagina, please get it…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 3

Front Room

Languages

Got a VIP with a dancer originally from China. She gave me a language lesson. Yin and Yang are opposites, the female and the male. The religion of Taoism can also be translated as The Way.…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

Front Room

Three or more streams

Had to pee but was late for a meeting so I held it. After a 90 minute meeting I go to the bathroom. What the hell?!? Three or more streams going in all different directions. After…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 5 5

Front Room

Stereotypes vs Reality

Studies have shown that AA women generally have a large ass and AA men generally have a large penis which makes copulation feasible. Asian women generally have a flat ass and Asian men generally have a small penis because…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 18

Front Room

OT: Media Hypocricy on Immigration

I’m not a big fan of Trump but understand the frustration people feel by the media’s hypocrisy. “Protect children” vs “Abortion rights”. “Child protective services should take the kids because mom let them play by themselves in the park” vs…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 24

Front Room

I-75 - Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road - Troy, Michigan

Too bad there isn’t a club named Big Beaver nearby. Free advertising. Any better actual street signs out there?

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 2

Front Room

Answer to “Why would a stripper who wants $$$ reject an obviously easy target?

While the stripper you knew was on vacation to see family, I met her at a club. She was there with her brothers, who are my buddies from college. We had a few drinks and she told me…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 6

Front Room

In a bad mood

Sometimes when I’m in a bad I go to the club to get away from reality. Usually the club environment does its magic and after watching the show and getting a few private dances I’m back to normal.…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 6 3

Front Room

Shadowcat update

Shadowcat must have had a premonition. A few days ago he posted about wanting a memorial page for members who pass. Oh the irony...

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 4

Front Room

Generations

I was recently sunbathing by the pool with my lounge chair conveniently facing the women’s locker room. After a few minutes, a woman in her 60s walks out wearing a bathing suit. I cringe at the sight.…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 1

Front Room

Singapore

There are Chinese, Indians, Malays, Caucasians, and there are Eurasians. Why is it that the mixed Eurasians are almost always the most attractive? Jessica Gomes is a great example.

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 7

Front Room

Overheard parking lot arguement between a stripper and her boyfriend

She yells at him, “You are such a loser! If there was a contest for losers, you’d come in second place!” His snide reply, “If I’m such a loser, why wouldn’t I take first?” Her awesome comeback,…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 8

Front Room

Bothered by a queef?

As we were finishing a full-contact dance in the back room, the cute blonde spinner dancer turned her waist to get out of cowgirl and inadvertently let out a queef that was loud enough for both of us to recognize.…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 9

Front Room

Is chivalry dead?

I stepped out of the subway and headed to the stairs. A fairly attractive young MILF is struggling with luggage. I offered to carry the luggage up the stairs for her. She glares at me and says,…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 8 47

Front Room

Discussion Filter

I got tired of reading the many useless discussions on this board. I now filter by only reading discussions with 10 or more comments. Thanks to all PLs that comment (or that don’t comment) because this filter process…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 19

Front Room

Time for a change?

I was very distraught by the recent school shooting in Florida. 17 kids dead and a disturbed young man who ruined many lives, including his own. I started thinking if somehow I could be making a difference.…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 16

Front Room

OT: Barbershop / Obituary

In the past I never made an appointment for a haircut. I'd just go to the barbershop and my barber would fit me into his schedule. I never waited too long and always enjoyed the banter with the barber and…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 15

Front Room

Turning gray

There I was in the bathroom doing my regular check for testicular cancer when all of a sudden I noticed a white pubic hair on my nut sack. I looked closer and was surprised to find a few more.…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 11
Advertisement