Posts by Itsmytime

If there was a way to trip the dancers tuscl... Would you trip them? How much would you trip? What types of things would you be willing to trip them for?

I’m confused by all this talk about trolls. Can someone succinctly define the term ‘troll’? If you think I’m a troll, please let me know why.

Most recent response was: “Awwwh, it’s cute!” Past responses include: “Well, at least you can go all out” and “That I can DT, no problem”. The curse of being a portly man with a small penis!

It happened again last night. When my own pants came down in the VIP, the dancer said something that ruined the moment. What did she say? Please fill in the blank.

As I become more portly, I’ve found that my preferred dancer breast size has changed. I used to prefer spinner types, but now her tits must be bigger than mine. I mean, if I want to fondle A…

In the shower today I found that I’ve successfully grown my belly to the point that when I stand straight I cannot see my penis. Anyone else accomplished this impressive feat?

on the crowded shuttle from the off-airport rental lot to the airport, a cute, tall mid-20s was standing in front of me. The bus went over a speed bump and she leaned back into me, her ass pressed against…

If you’re a day-shift type of PL, what time do you normally go to sleep? If you’re a night-shift type of PL, do you go home before the club closes, or do you stay to shut it down?

Hey 25 (and others like you) - what’s the difference between a joke and two cocks up the ass? You can’t take a joke...

What would be discussed if there were no trolls? 1. Type of pants to wear for a lap dance 2. How to negotiate for a bj in vip 3. ....add your favorite here

1. How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. 2. What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing? 3. What did the cannibal…

I apologize for my recent posts about Shadowcat being in the funeral home and Flagooner being in the rest home. When in my post about Flagooner, Shadowcat piled on by writing that Flagooner would rather eat soup than aged…