Reviews by Retired
Submit a ReviewClub Tease
4523 NE 60th Ave
Portland, OR 97218
Disappointing Stop
Wanting to hit a club or two last Tuesday, I checked out Club Tease’s Instagram pre-open dancer list and saw my favorite dancer listed. I usually get a text from her letting me know her…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(zanie420)
Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip
8000 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
Quick Stop To See An Old Friend
I made a quick stop at Trophy’s (old Shimmers) to see my favorite dancer/model from the old Tommy’s Too days that had just auditioned/started dancing at this club. She had left the dancing scene for…
7 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Retired)
The Venue
9950 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97216
Expensive Day
I had a window of opportunity come up at the last second and I headed out to hit a club or two (ended up at four). I generally like to have a “plan b” (a…
5 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(RattleSnake777)
Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip
8000 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
The Mighty Quinn
I have made a couple of stops at Shimmers since my last review of this club, which resulted in naughty booth fun with a dancer that I have gotten to know fairly well. For that…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(pdxispdx)
Stars Cabaret
1550 Weston Ct NE
Salem, OR 97301
I Have Had Better Times At This Club In The Past
I was down in the Salem area and decided to hit a couple of taco shop stops since it has been quite a while since I had visited that action. Well, I had planned on…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(northwest101215)
Firehouse Cabaret
5782 Portland Rd NE
Salem, OR 97305
Nice Surprise
Unlike Stars, the Firehouse Cabaret, is a typical blue collar local small dive strip club. The outside of this building could use some help including the small gravel parking lot around the club. I…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(OregonscrazyRed)
The Venue
9950 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97216
A Fun Way To Start A Day
It has been a few months since I have made a stop at The Venue and decided to check it out and glad I did. I had a favorite dancer here that has dropped off…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(skinnywhiteboy)
Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip
8000 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
Ol' Reliable
I got and Instagram message from a favorite lap dance lady letting me know she had started dancing at Dream On. I headed out last Wednesday morning with the intentions of visiting this club and…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Stonegrinder)
Club Tease
4523 NE 60th Ave
Portland, OR 97218
A Little Relief From A Busy Day
I got a four hour window last Thursday and decided to clean up and go see a particular dancer that I have had a number of experiences with at Club Tease (formally Club Skinn). Because…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Retired_Vet503)
Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip
8000 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
A Little Piece of Paradise on this Saturday Afternoon Visit
It has been a few months since reviewing Shimmers, so I thought I would put my positive spin on the dancers that were working last Saturday afternoon. This club definitely keeps an eye on the…
5 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(JQbayou)
Club 205
9939 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97216
I Got My $40 Worth.
Overall, nothing really exciting to write about on this review unless you want to know the club layout/prices a little more.
I spent this last Saturday afternoon visiting two clubs on the SE side of…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Retired)
Dream on Saloon
15920 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97233
Improvement from my last visit, but on the fence with this club.
I was on my way to Cab II and decided to make a stop at Dream On Saloon since it is on the way and I had a little time to kill before Cab opened…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(skinnywhiteboy)
Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip
8000 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
A fun dancer plus a quick update on the old Tommy's Too.
This is my second trip to Shimmers in the last couple of weeks. I hesitated writing the first review, since I have written a number of them on this club. I wanted to confirm the…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(LostUnicorn)
CaBaRet II
17544 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97233
A fun afternoon.
Cab II was one of my favorite clubs before the pandemic, probably because it has yet to install cameras in the lap dance booths. It reminds me of days gone by when dancers were a…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(skinnywhiteboy)
82nd Strip
7737 SE 82nd Ave
Portland, OR 97266
I wish the owner well, but how long will the doors remain open?
I recently received a message from a dancer I have had some fun times at another club, letting me know she is back dancing at 82nd Strip, along with her schedule. I had yet to…
Scarlet Lounge
12646 SE Division St
Portland, OR 97236
A Fun Afternoon With Batwoman, Plus Some Information About Tommy's
I visited a couple of clubs before ending up and having a little fun at Scarlet. Before I get in to that review, I have been having a few messages about Tommy’s Too. I heard…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
The Venue
9950 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97216
A Fun Surprise
It has been a few months since I have reviewed The Venue, but I am usually here a couple times a month. This time, it happened by chance, since I was stood up by a…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(crotchrocket)
Scarlet Lounge
12646 SE Division St
Portland, OR 97236
Not Much Fun On This Saturday At Scarlet Lounge
Spent this rainy Saturday morning visiting three clubs. Here is a quick comment about the dancers at my first stop, The Venue, and then I will go in to the Scarlet Lounge review. At…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(RattleSnake777)
Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip
8000 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
Slow Start But Great Finish
This is a review about Shimmers last Monday, but my original destination was The Venue. Here is little bit about that stop first, around 11AM. I looked at The Venue dancer schedule on their…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(crotchrocket)
Club Tease
4523 NE 60th Ave
Portland, OR 97218
Club Tease (formally Club Skinn) Was Not A Tease On This Day
This is my first visit to Club Tease which was formally Club Skinn. I attempted to check this place out awhile back on a Saturday afternoon, but it was closed. I found out, this place…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Retired)
Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip
8000 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
Tuesday Morning Fun
I visit Shimmers often and at this point, only want to write a review when I come across a positive experience to share with fellow strip club mongers that may want to add to their…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(crotchrocket)
Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club
10335 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97266
Enjoyable Visit on this Rainy Afternoon
This review of Tommy’s Too is about three weeks old. I wasn’t going to write a review since some are probably getting tired of the same old stuff about this place, but there is some…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Retired)
Club 205
9939 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97216
Club 205 was Rocking on this Sunday Afternoon
I haven’t been in Club 205 for a while and wanted to check it out. I generally hang out at The Venue strip club across the street. I had just come from one of…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(gSteph)
The Lounge
6210 NE Columbia Blvd
Portland, OR 97218
A disappointing Columbia Blvd drive on this Sunday afternoon.
I decided to make the Columbia Blvd strip club drive on this Sunday afternoon and was quite disappointed. I was at Columbia Strip around 1:15, walked in and saw no dancers, just a couple of…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Retired)













