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Retired

Retired
joined Mar 2015last seen Aug 2024

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5 months ago
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thedevnull
Not amazing but definitely fun
Guys go to clubs for different reasons and I can see why some enjoy acropolis, especially if you want to enjoy a cheap steak and watch naked girls on stage. This is a "no touching" by the customer lap dance club. The private dance area is a small cramped curtained area with four small couches. On the other side of the curtain, a pool table. The $20/lap dance quoted by the op has to be a mistake. Expect to be quoted the usual $40 or 3/$100. Skinnywhiteboy is spot on with his price information.
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5 months ago
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mjpenn07
California
Fantastic intro to Portland
Nice review and thanks for supporting the Portland ladies. I'm sure I have reviewed this club more than any other, since it is one of my favs and in this place at least once a month. This is a first I have read where a monger asked the dance prices only after in the booth. I say that because the club sets the lap dance prices at $40 or 3/$100 per a longtime dancer friend there and I have confirmed with many lap dance experiences. When Toni, who I had never met, approached me at the bar a few months back, her aggressive hands motivated me to ask about her dances, price, touching and totally nude. She quoted $40 or 3/$100, yes to touching except the V, and yes to totally nude. I liked her answers so we headed to the back. Unfortunately, her calling card at the bar was about as good as it got in the booth, not that OTP action isn't fun, but was hoping for more. Afterwards, my reflection was, I fell for her hustle and do not repeat. I have also had dances with Morgan who has danced here for a long time. It has been quite awhile, so memory is foggy if I just did one dance or three, but I paid the club's standard price scale, since that is all I have ever paid, expect when getting the "personalized services." I like Morgan at the rack, but for me and what I'm looking for, there are better options for booth fun. I enjoyed your review of her though! Thanks again.
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5 months ago
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throwaway_78
Did not disappoint on a Friday night
Thanks AnotherMike.
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5 months ago
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GordoG
Fun but feel like it could be better.
I forgot to mention the communal curtained lap dance area where the pool tables are at, with several small couches, but so close together that if you are sharing the room with another monger, your knees will probably touch.
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5 months ago
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GordoG
Fun but feel like it could be better.
Thanks for the review, Gordo. I like your title, except it could be a lot better. You forgot to mention the "No Touching Dancers, It's The Law." sign. This is not true by the way. My experience and others, you pretty much need to sit on your hands in the lap dance booth. I guess if a monger likes to pay for a no touching dance, this would be your club. I've never had a dancer let my hands wander a bit afterwards, but YMMV. I would recommend this place if you like to eat a cheap steak and watch the dancer while eating. I would also recommend this place if you need a single condom as they have three machines in the men's room, but just don't plan on using it here. I had a rack experience at 82nd Strip this last Wednesday where I knew the dancer and she just sat on the rack on talked to me for three songs, while I was tipping. It is hard to look at her natural D's when she is there carrying a conversation with me. I understand your point! Thanks. Minnow with the minnow dick, as a new favorite saying, "AI Generated." To understand intelligence, you have to have some grey matter upstairs, which he obviously does not. Ignore him.
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