A Fun Way To Start A Day

It has been a few months since I have made a stop at The Venue and decided to check it out and glad I did. I had a favorite dancer here that has dropped off the radar. I have sent her a text as well as she has posted in the past on TNA Board, but no reply or posts. A funny story, I was stood up this last January while sitting near a residence waiting for a companion. About 30 minutes in to my wait, frustrated, my phone dings, I am thinking finally! Instead it was this dancer letting me know she was dancing today at The Venue. I sent a text off to the companion letting her know I was leaving and made a quick drive to this club, since it was just across I-205. She saved my day! There are a couple of clubs on the SE/NE side of Portland that were actually built to be strip clubs, unlike the usual corner bar that decided to add a stage/nude dancers after the fact. This is one of them. I usually don’t brag on the club’s appearance, but this is one of the nicer clubs in aesthetics (inside and out). It also gravitates to a higher range in body/appearance with dancers, which also translates to no discounts on lap dance pricing.

The club sits between two one-way streets, which makes getting in and out easy with plenty of parking. I pulled in to the lot around 10:30 AM yesterday to a fairly empty lot. Walking through the doors this time of day, no bouncer, ID check, or pat-down. I have experienced a bouncer at the door wanting to scan my ID. I asked him if there was any way around this and he said no problem and just handed my ID back. It obviously was a busier time of the day. One change I noticed right off the bat, the dj booth, which used to be right beside the door, is now in the back near where you enter the room with all those curtained individual lap dance booths. You have to walk past the large circle stage to get to the bar. This is a fairly large club with lots of table/chairs scattered about and plenty of seating around the stage and bar. They have a raised area in the back with seating and lotto machines as well as lotto machines beside the back wall. No covered patio to smoke, but there is a bench outside near where you enter that I see dancers/customers smoking at. Most strip clubs have the shittiest restrooms, but this place is not bad and it looks like they actually clean them once-in-awhile.

I went to the bar and got a $4 coke from the cute bartender. Looking around I see four dancers. I checked their website and there were five listed, but I never saw the fifth. This club does a decent job of listing their weekly dancer schedule on their website. Once I saw four dancers listed and when I got there, only one had showed up. So there is that too! I got my change in ones, and headed to the rack (stage). All four dancers where white, two athletic build, one HWP and one bleach blonde spinner with a few tats. Of the three dancers I experienced (see below) all were friendly, did nice pole tricks, did three song sets and were totally nude by the third song. All were very generous with giving great up-close views of the goods while sitting on the rack. All came over the rack and sat in my lap totally nude and one “grabbed” my attention. I tipped $2/song. There was another customer at the rack for part of my time, but for the most part, the club was pretty empty this time of morning. There was one asshole that was sitting up in the raised area with a dancer. As he was heading out the door, he walked by and made it rain ones. It didn’t inspire me to do anything different.