Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip
8000 SE Foster Rd Portland, OR 97206

Quick Stop To See An Old Friend

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Oct 18, 2022, 11:43 PM
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Visited: Monday Morning

I made a quick stop at Trophy’s (old Shimmers) to see my favorite dancer/model from the old Tommy’s Too days that had just auditioned/started dancing at this club. She had left the dancing scene for a regular job this last year and decided to give it a try again. Anyways, I got an Instagram message letting me know her change/schedule. A few club changes that I noticed, songs were no longer cutoff at three minutes, club now opens at 11AM instead of 10AM, the lights are dimmer at the bar, and I went to use the restroom and someone was cleaning it! Other than that, everything looked pretty much the same, but the dancer told me some changes are coming. The new owners want to promote the club as a sports bar with exotic dancers whatever in the hell that means for this dive small club.

I pulled into the parking lot around 11:15 AM and had my pick of parking spaces. On this morning, no cover, no bouncer, no ID check, and no customers, except me. The outside of the building looks tired and the inside, well, looks like any typical dive bar that at some point decided to add two stages along the inside walls, three lap dance booths with curtains/small couches, and hire dancers. I am not sure I have ever seen any improvements to the interior, so maybe the new owners will help give it some new life. There were three dancers (1 AA spinner, 1 white spinner and the dancer I came in to see, white HWP). They still have the lotto machines for those that like to sit and try their luck and plenty of tables/chairs scatted about. My dancer friend (okay, friends as long as I brought my wallet and she gets naked for me) was sitting at the horseshoe shaped bar and we smiled/hugged. I said I needed to use the head and opened that door to see someone scrubbing the urinal with no ice in it! I about fell over and just walked back to the bar, dazed and confused if I was in the right club. I got a $3.50 coke from the bartender I had never met, and quite frankly, not as friendly as Alice.

The dancer and I got caught up on life for maybe half hour and then I asked if she wanted to head to the stage (I am still the only customer in the joint with the other two dancers sitting at the dinning booths). I would say this dancer is around 30ish, didn’t remove bottoms on her two song set, cute face, and probably wouldn’t hit most monger’s 7 scale, but for me with her fun personality and previous Tommy’s experience, hits my 7 scale. She loves to come over the rack and put those lovely C’s in your face while her hand/knee keeps busy in other pleasurable areas. No pole tricks, no dance skills to speak of, just sensual up-close attention (my favorite). At the end of her two songs, I asked about dance prices for this club and she said it has to be $35/song, which the club takes $5/song. I got the impression that it is a club policy, but can’t confirmed on this trip. Not letting the dancers set their own prices would be a change that might just make me drive by this club given some of the sub-par body quality that they contract with.

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