Reviews by Retired

Wanting to hit a club or two last Tuesday, I checked out Club Tease’s Instagram pre-open dancer list and saw my favorite dancer listed. I usually get a text from her letting me know her…

I made a quick stop at Trophy’s (old Shimmers) to see my favorite dancer/model from the old Tommy’s Too days that had just auditioned/started dancing at this club. She had left the dancing scene for…

I had a window of opportunity come up at the last second and I headed out to hit a club or two (ended up at four). I generally like to have a “plan b” (a…

I have made a couple of stops at Shimmers since my last review of this club, which resulted in naughty booth fun with a dancer that I have gotten to know fairly well. For that…

I was down in the Salem area and decided to hit a couple of taco shop stops since it has been quite a while since I had visited that action. Well, I had planned on…

Unlike Stars, the Firehouse Cabaret, is a typical blue collar local small dive strip club. The outside of this building could use some help including the small gravel parking lot around the club. I…

It has been a few months since I have made a stop at The Venue and decided to check it out and glad I did. I had a favorite dancer here that has dropped off…

I got and Instagram message from a favorite lap dance lady letting me know she had started dancing at Dream On. I headed out last Wednesday morning with the intentions of visiting this club and…

I got a four hour window last Thursday and decided to clean up and go see a particular dancer that I have had a number of experiences with at Club Tease (formally Club Skinn). Because…

It has been a few months since reviewing Shimmers, so I thought I would put my positive spin on the dancers that were working last Saturday afternoon. This club definitely keeps an eye on the…

Overall, nothing really exciting to write about on this review unless you want to know the club layout/prices a little more. I spent this last Saturday afternoon visiting two clubs on the SE side of…

I was on my way to Cab II and decided to make a stop at Dream On Saloon since it is on the way and I had a little time to kill before Cab opened…

This is my second trip to Shimmers in the last couple of weeks. I hesitated writing the first review, since I have written a number of them on this club. I wanted to confirm the…

Cab II was one of my favorite clubs before the pandemic, probably because it has yet to install cameras in the lap dance booths. It reminds me of days gone by when dancers were a…

I recently received a message from a dancer I have had some fun times at another club, letting me know she is back dancing at 82nd Strip, along with her schedule. I had yet to…

I visited a couple of clubs before ending up and having a little fun at Scarlet. Before I get in to that review, I have been having a few messages about Tommy’s Too. I heard…

It has been a few months since I have reviewed The Venue, but I am usually here a couple times a month. This time, it happened by chance, since I was stood up by a…

Spent this rainy Saturday morning visiting three clubs. Here is a quick comment about the dancers at my first stop, The Venue, and then I will go in to the Scarlet Lounge review. At…

This is a review about Shimmers last Monday, but my original destination was The Venue. Here is little bit about that stop first, around 11AM. I looked at The Venue dancer schedule on their…

This is my first visit to Club Tease which was formally Club Skinn. I attempted to check this place out awhile back on a Saturday afternoon, but it was closed. I found out, this place…

I visit Shimmers often and at this point, only want to write a review when I come across a positive experience to share with fellow strip club mongers that may want to add to their…

This review of Tommy’s Too is about three weeks old. I wasn’t going to write a review since some are probably getting tired of the same old stuff about this place, but there is some…

I haven’t been in Club 205 for a while and wanted to check it out. I generally hang out at The Venue strip club across the street. I had just come from one of…

I decided to make the Columbia Blvd strip club drive on this Sunday afternoon and was quite disappointed. I was at Columbia Strip around 1:15, walked in and saw no dancers, just a couple of…

It has been about three weeks since I have been to a strip club and I was starting to get the strip club shakes. I decided to get my fix at ol’ reliable, Shimmers. For…