Club Tease
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4523 NE 60th Ave Portland, OR 97218

A Little Relief From A Busy Day

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Jun 7, 2022, 2:11 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I got a four hour window last Thursday and decided to clean up and go see a particular dancer that I have had a number of experiences with at Club Tease (formally Club Skinn). Because of the short time frame, this a targeted trip with no other adventures for the day. This dancer faithfully sends me her weekly schedule for both clubs she works at, so I knew she was working. I prefer to see her at this club as the lap dance booth “rules” are a little looser. This club does have cameras, but I wonder if they are active or monitored. Also, there are less restrictions at the rack (stage) this dancer told me, unlike the other club she works at and I will give an example below. As I have been told, this club is in a bad area and for that reason, they close on Saturday and Sunday instead of hiring extra security as required by OLCC. I am a daytime monger only, and in all my experiences here I have never felt a security issue, just like any other club.

I pulled into a pretty empty small lot around 12:30 PM. I noticed a half dressed dancer sitting on the entrance steps having a smoke. The building/club is a fairly small in rectangular shape with just a side parking lot entrance. As I walked up the couple of steps, the outside dancer said, “Good Morning, I mean Afternoon.” I have never encountered a bouncer, ID check, or cover fee during my daytime trips. Because of the narrow building, there is a sign just a few steps inside that says, “Check in at the bar.” What this means, go left. If you go right, you are in the four or so curtained lap dance booths, and if straight, you are headed to the dancers changing room. The stage is small and against the wall with only two sides to sit at. It is rather awkward sitting along the long side of the rack as customers are walking in and bar seats are rather close on the other side. For that reason, there are a couple of chairs on the short end I usually sit at, away from traffic. There is a small table on the other end which sits on a platform where the dancers enter the stage. Anyways, you get the picture, kind of a weird stage setup with the limited space. This club advertises their kitchen/food on Instagram a lot which I have never tried. There are just a few tables/chairs scattered about, but decent sitting at the long bar. Of all the clubs in town, this one has the most “local neighborhood” club feel to me. Oh yeah, the typical strip club shitty men’s restroom is behind the bar.

I walked up to the bar and ordered a $3 coke from the very cute, short, and friendly young bartender. They have a full bar with plenty of beer options as well. There is a dancer board at the bar which today listed three dancers, but I knew there were four, with the dancer outside. Today’s board had Iris, Cecilia and the dancer I came to see (she has asked me not to mention her). There were two guys at the bar with Cecilia sitting with one, and Iris was on the stage looking lonely. I didn’t see the dancer I came in for, so I figured she was busy in the back. I got my change in ones, left one for the bartender, and headed to the rack. This got Iris moving and with a two dollar tip, she was over and on my lap in no time. She is a short, skinny, cute faced blonde with A+ boobies, and my face got to feel those up close. She was grinding on my lap some, but a little distant in personality. After that song, she thanked me and I said, “You leaving me so quickly?” I was tempted to do a dance with her given lap action, but I had just sat down. She was definitely a 7+ on my scale.

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A Little Relief From A Busy Day