Reviews by Retired

The website has been a little quiet lately so I thought I would add two recent visits to The Venue. I usually have a regular at this club I come and see, but have ventured…

I did a recent review of Shimmers, so this won’t count towards any future subscription credit, but I ran across a dancer that I want to let local strip club mongers know about. I drove…

I decided to stop by a club that I haven’t visited since last summer after they reopened from the original shutdown, Dream On. I pulled in to the parking lot around 11:30 AM…

Tommy’s Too was my third and last stop of the day and got there around 12:30PM on this Sunday. How more degrading can I say of the outside, parking lot and location of this place…

I decided to make the rounds to three strip clubs early on this hot Sunday. Shimmers was my first stop. I pulled in to the parking lot at 10:15 am and there was ample spaces…

Scarlet Lounge was my second of three strip club stops on this hot Sunday. This club opens at 10AM and I got there around 11AM. They share a parking lot with a business to the…

I am having some surgery this coming week that will not allow me to visit strip clubs for around six weeks, so I decided I would have a SC marathon session on this rainy Saturday,…

Last time I was at Scarlet Lounge was in September so thought I would give it a try this afternoon. It used to be my favorite club back before COVID, and had a couple of…

I reached out to a dancer I have gotten to know this past year or so and found out she was dancing at The Venue this last Saturday starting at 1 PM. I told her…

I arranged a connection with a dancer for later this afternoon, but thought I would head out the door a little early and hit Shimmers along with another club on the SE side first to…

With most clubs in Portland closed, choices are pretty limited. I have yet to visit a club that is using their outdoor covered patio as a substitute stage for their dancers. With these restrictions, I…

Strip clubs have been closed during this "pause" time but because Tommy's advertises as a lingerie/modeling business, they have remained open. I pulled into the parking lot and there were five cars in the lot.…

Since there hasn’t been a review on Columbia Strip in these covid phase 1 times, I thought I would stop by and check it out. This club is a bit out of the way for…

It has been a couple of months since I have been to Cab II and with reading that things are loosening up some, thought I would stop in on this last Saturday afternoon. Okay,…

Like the title says, I have been wanting to make a stop at this club and finally made it last night. I usually don't do evening visits but found myself home alone and bored. I…

It has been a couple of months since stopping by this club and was hoping to catch up with a favorite dancer. SL has been pretty good about posting their dancer schedule board on their…

After stopping at two strip clubs this afternoon and not seeing anything that tempted me to spend any money I headed home on 205 with money still in my wallet. I was coming up…

I have had a couple of visits to this club since my last review of this place. Overall, my experience has been pretty fun time and here are some details. As described in my last review,…

A few weeks ago I received a text from a dancer at this club letting me know that they had recently put a "No Touching" rule in place with zero tolerance. She also stated she…

I have been patronizing clubs that are letting customers sit at the rack and that is what brought me to Tommys. This club is located in a questionable part of Portland on SE Foster. There…

I stopped by Shimmers this morning around 11:30 for the first time since the county went in to phase 1. I am not a huge fan of this club but I have had some good…

I decided to go back to Cab II this last Tuesday around noon to see if it would be as good as my first experience. On my first trip, I got the digits of a…

In need of a little moring fun I checked the club's instagram, scarletlounge_pdx, I saw that my favorite dancer was working. I arrived around 11 AM and the parking lot was about 1/3 full.…

My first visit to this SE Portland club was back in March (pre-Covid) on a Sunday afternoon. Like the other reviews, this is a small, one stage, dive club. No bouncer, just walk…

My first time at this club and came away that I got my monies worth. I walked into the club and was greeted by a friendly bouncer. After a short conversation he just waved…