It's hard being a lion on the Internet
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
As an actual lion living in sunny Tanzania I wanted to impress on you clueless American's how hard it is for me to share my system with you. Do yo realize the the humans in the Tanzanian countryside don't have electricity 24/7? Not to mention internet connectivity.
However, I persevere so I can generously share my system with you. I do so because it is obvious that you need my help. Some of you simply advocate asking hookers for sex. Do you think a wildebeest would consent to being eaten if I simply asked? The answer to that for the permanently clueless is "no, she would not!"
So I have donned my best suit and stroked the manager of a facility with a generator and Internet connection all so I can share my insights with you. I hope you appreciate my generosity.
However, I persevere so I can generously share my system with you. I do so because it is obvious that you need my help. Some of you simply advocate asking hookers for sex. Do you think a wildebeest would consent to being eaten if I simply asked? The answer to that for the permanently clueless is "no, she would not!"
So I have donned my best suit and stroked the manager of a facility with a generator and Internet connection all so I can share my insights with you. I hope you appreciate my generosity.
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