You hairless apes got some splainin to do!

Aug 21, 2015, 11:46 AM

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

That's what my buddy Ricky Ricardo el Leon would say. Rick is, after all, a common name for lions and the lionhearted (e.g., rickdugan).

I keep logging on expecting to see people giving my future viceroy rickdugan proper respect. What do I see? A bunch of wildebeest boys posting shit about rick. Add to that the obnoxious PMs and all I can say is some of you are going to learn a lesson soon.

I have questions for you apes. Do you have claws that can eviscerate an antilope in 10 seconds flat? I don't think so. Do yo have teeth that can crack open a hairless ape skull and let you eat the tiny ape brain like an hors d'oevre? I don't think so. Do you own an AK full auto that you took from a Congolese warlord after you ate his family? I don't think so. And do yo have a suit that makes you look like a million bucks whiles you're being an unstoppable killing machine. I don't think so!

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rickthelion10 years ago

So straighten up and fly right wildebeest boys! Next time I log on I want to see that Dougster wildebeest post a public apology to rickdugan. Or he's going to see a lion in a suit pointing an AK at his head!

shailynn10 years ago

I do own a 5,300lb SUV that can go from 0-60 in 4.8 seconds that can run over your tail and helps me pick up pussy, does that even out with your claws advantage?

ATACdawg10 years ago

I have a question for you, Ricky. Do you have a brain? I don't think so. Are you the dominant omnivore on the planet? I don't think so. Are you capable of changing the environment and in doing so, wipe out entire species? Oh, wait. Forget that last one.....

crazyjoe10 years ago

Foque

crazyjoe10 years ago

All the homeboys gonna run a train on rickboys ass when he goes to prison for drunk driving

sharkhunter10 years ago

just thinking, cave men faced massive global warming over 10,000 years ago. sea levels rose over 300 feet. the north America to Russia land bridge sank underwater. What did cave men do without Obama raising their taxes to combat massive global warming, 10,000 years ago? they went hunting. Cecil's parents bit the dust. what has this world come to after 10,000 years? now Cecil is dead too and Russia is drilling for oil in the Arctic.