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Where's the love shadowcat?

rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
What kind of feline are you anyway? I thought that we felids had a bond that transcended species. We're all cats after all.

I ask you one question to enhance my enjoyment of my upcoming trip from the NC to Nairobi to the USA. Since the female hairless apes at this Follies place are willing to sexually service felines I just wanted a little advice.

If you're ever in the mood to come over to Tanzania and see my neighborhood, the NC, I'll be supportive. Show you around. Trust me, you'll have a blast. Feline solidarity my brother, we should have feline solidarity.

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rickthelion
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9 years ago
By the way, last week I ate a family of tourists and the kid was into the rap music. That's when I decided to start calling Ngorongoro crater "tha NC". I'm probably going stop because my other lion friends don't like it and I prefer Sinatra to that rap crap. Sinatra was one of the good hairless apes.

But I was kind of fun to keep talking about "tha NC" when I invited my lion buds to visit and feast on dead hairless ape. Unfortunately some of those damn hyenas tried to crash my hairless ape dinner party and we had to run them off. Wasn't hard because we're badasses. Remember that when you come face to face with us lions. We're the superior species. The rest of you all: wildebeest.
GACA
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9 years ago
Juice-mane y u act'n all cray-cray
jackslash
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9 years ago
Lion, are you into wildebeestiality?
ATACdawg
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9 years ago
C'mon Lion! You know that rappers have good taste, particularly with a little ketchup!
Mate27
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9 years ago
Fucking hairless apes! Lol
4got2wipe
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9 years ago
"C'mon Lion! You know that rappers have good taste, particularly with a little ketchup!"

Brilliant!

I like the lion character! :)
4got2wipe
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9 years ago
Though I'm not sure trolling shadowcat is wise! He seems to be on here a lot and doesn't seem to respond well when it comes to trolls!
warhawks
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9 years ago

Forget eating Shadow or those wildebeast. There's a dentist in Minnesota you need to eat while you are visiting the U.S. Revenge for your cousin Cecil...
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