What kind of feline are you anyway? I thought that we felids had a bond that transcended species. We're all cats after all.
I ask you one question to enhance my enjoyment of my upcoming trip from the NC to Nairobi to the USA. Since the female hairless apes at this Follies place are willing to sexually service felines I just wanted a little advice.
If you're ever in the mood to come over to Tanzania and see my neighborhood, the NC, I'll be supportive. Show you around. Trust me, you'll have a blast. Feline solidarity my brother, we should have feline solidarity.
By the way, last week I ate a family of tourists and the kid was into the rap music. That's when I decided to start calling Ngorongoro crater "tha NC". I'm probably going stop because my other lion friends don't like it and I prefer Sinatra to that rap crap. Sinatra was one of the good hairless apes.
But I was kind of fun to keep talking about "tha NC" when I invited my lion buds to visit and feast on dead hairless ape. Unfortunately some of those damn hyenas tried to crash my hairless ape dinner party and we had to run them off. Wasn't hard because we're badasses. Remember that when you come face to face with us lions. We're the superior species. The rest of you all: wildebeest.