Many of you believe that you can simply ask a hooker for sex. Not so. Would you simply ask a civvie girl for sex? I think not! It is even worse for me. Last week I asked a nice and sexy lioness if she wants some fun and what does she say to me? Her reply was "No thanks Rick, your penis has spines on it".
Can you believe that? I tried to tell her that they would scratch the walls of her vagina and stimulate ovulation. that did not work.
So I have identified a sexy young lioness with daddy issues. I'm showing up wearing my best suit just to talk to her. I think I have an at least 35% chance of charming her into some hot lion on lioness action.
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last commentDo the strippers you people have sex with ever complain about your penile spines?
Perhaps it is worse for me because my penile spines are so large and manly! But please share your stories. It'll help me better adapt my system for humans.
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It's like a jungle sometimes; makes me wonder how I keep from going under.
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Keep this shit up
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The system wins 35% of the time
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@rickthelion...were you a bed wetter when you were a kid? If you were you may have some unresolved daddy issues. That may be why you stroke managers and grease bouncers?
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You can't hide your lion eyes.
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For your summer reading list:
"Lions in the Cave" by Hugo First
"Lions in the Jungle" by Claude Balls
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crazyjoe- "...17 Hours Ago • @rickthelion...you may have some unresolved daddy issues. That may be why you stroke managers and grease bouncers?"
Brilliant! But I bet the lion is not as much of a d-bag as the real rickdugan!
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