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The lion system - dealing with your penile spikes

rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

Many of you believe that you can simply ask a hooker for sex. Not so. Would you simply ask a civvie girl for sex? I think not! It is even worse for me. Last week I asked a nice and sexy lioness if she wants some fun and what does she say to me? Her reply was "No thanks Rick, your penis has spines on it".

Can you believe that? I tried to tell her that they would scratch the walls of her vagina and stimulate ovulation. that did not work.

So I have identified a sexy young lioness with daddy issues. I'm showing up wearing my best suit just to talk to her. I think I have an at least 35% chance of charming her into some hot lion on lioness action.