Posts by rickthelion

I’m going to set aside the lion persona for a post and admonish some of our regular posters (they know who they are) for turning 9/11 tribute posts into string of toxic squabbles: https://tuscl.net/discussion/85913 https://tuscl.net/discussion/85917 Almost 3000 people died that day in the…

Most of y’all have a real disadvantage in life…you’re not a rick. When you’re a rick life if wonderful. But you should think about this: the Stripper Loving Ape is a demented weirdo that capitalizes every word he writes for…

Imma give you some rickvice: if you see a link entitled “AI MILF porn” don’t click it. I’m not going to give any more details than that. If you find such a link maybe the link you find will not take…

So, how does this top 40 members muted https://tuscl.net/top40?id=11 work? It says “past 12 months.” Does that mean members who mute the focal member in the past 12 months or total number of members that have the member muted. Because I’m…

Georgie Lildick think’s Kent Ape is training a bot. https://tuscl.net/discussion/85351 This rick wants to know what said bot’s endgame is? I can understand reprogramming a Tesla autopilot with the moves of a drunken rick. After all, that shit lets this rick…

Sadly, the actor that portrayed my favorite sitcom character - Russell the druggie pharmacist on Two and a Half Men - has passed. Alas, the pilot for my sitcom “What are you…a cop?” will not be produced. It was going to…

The club discussion confused me: https://tuscl.net/discussion/85186 Apparently this place was called the Bigfoot Gentleman’s Club but the name is changing. What do you damn dirty apes think happened? Was Sasquatch the owner or manager? Or the bouncer? Did Sasquatch like getting…

I’d like to call your attention to the following: https://tuscl.net/discussion/85006 If you haven’t seen it, it is a description of showing up in the background of the club instagram. Even filming the frickin’ parking lot! That shit really steams my clams and no…

https://www.phun.org/funny_pictures_4/29038.jpg The only question is “which weirdo ape owns this frickin’ weirdomobile?” C’mon weirdo…fess up. ROAR!!!

One of the most important TUSCL functions - the ability to sort by last comment - is still missing and this rick hopes it will return. I mean really…how do you sort the wheat from the chaff when it comes…

This rick has his own recipe with a lil wildebeest hash mixed in with the citrus zest, but you damn dirty dirty apes can have them any way you want. Well, it’s kinda pointless unless you see some good flaming…

My bud the vulture has started a university for the smartest vultures in the world. And some of his students couldn’t take rickish levels of alcohol consumption. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/vultures-deemed-drunk-fly-dumpster-diving-taken-rehab-center ROAR!!!