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4 years ago
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rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

Family issues suck

Some wacko ape shared a photo of my half-sister, rachaelthelioness, reacting to tales of yours truly fucking hairless ape whores. This is some fucked up shit reddit.com

Now I’m tryin’ to track the asshole who told her this shit down so I can go all wildebeest on his ass. rachael has hated hairless apes ever since one of you killed cecil. She wasn’t very fond of y’all before then but that was a turning point.

Such is the life of a lion…It isn’t all sitting in the sunshine while eating bunnies and cool shit like that. ROAR!!!

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Mondays. What else can I say!?!?

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