So I was all rickin’ around enjoying myself when this sexy female hairless ape told me about this cartoon her father used to watch. It was called He-Man. Sounds kind of gay to this rick but whatev. Anyhoo, I decided to look it up and it is some sick and twisted shit. Check this out:
Yes indeed…a cartoon for cubs and apelings had a character named Fisto. And what did Fisto do? He fisted. WTF?
don't forget the lube:
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When you were a cub your name was Kion. Your dreams of being fisted by Fisto were wet dreams.
Sometimes your posts are delightful Libby ape, or whatever the fuck your name is. But your movin’ into wildebeest territory here. ROAR!!!
Apes climb trees and lick the morning dew off of leaves. We don't go to the watering hole, you can't do us like a wildebeest.
I never thought of it before - but the Rick is right.
HeMan is based on a fucked up premise.
HeMan had a premise? I thought it was just kinda a PSA by he-men to say we don't just kick sand in the faces of 98 pound weaklings at the beach.
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one of icee/cacaplop's babes there.
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