So I was all rickin’ around enjoying myself when this sexy female hairless ape told me about this cartoon her father used to watch. It was called He-Man. Sounds kind of gay to this rick but whatev. Anyhoo, I decided to look it up and it is some sick and twisted shit. Check this out:
Yes indeed…a cartoon for cubs and apelings had a character named Fisto. And what did Fisto do? He fisted. WTF?
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last commentThis is ricktacular to me although some may find it rickdiculous.
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don't forget the lube:
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When you were a cub your name was Kion. Your dreams of being fisted by Fisto were wet dreams.
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Sometimes your posts are delightful Libby ape, or whatever the fuck your name is. But your movin’ into wildebeest territory here. ROAR!!!
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Apes climb trees and lick the morning dew off of leaves. We don't go to the watering hole, you can't do us like a wildebeest.
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I never thought of it before - but the Rick is right.
HeMan is based on a fucked up premise.
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HeMan had a premise? I thought it was just kinda a PSA by he-men to say we don't just kick sand in the faces of 98 pound weaklings at the beach.
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Timestamp 2:20 youtube.com
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one of icee/cacaplop's babes there.
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