Hear me out. Yes, he’s a hairless ape. More hairless than average. You’d think that this rick would hold him in contempt.
But he’s an ape that is reaching for the stars.
By blasting himself into space in a giant dick.
It takes balls to do shit like that. We ricks admire that. ROAR!!!
He's not hairless for an ape he's hairy for a reptilian. Once what's left of Biden's brain is uploaded into AWS, he'll be revealed as rickthereptilian.
Bezos, well yeah, I guess a Rick would like to believe that they can be him.
The Rick Animals at this point are on call to serve the ET masters, and they are on call to play their role in the coming of the Ubermencsh.
SJG
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Nicely said Rickthelion. I appreciate you admiring a very hairless ape.
With a big headed cock shaped rocket, and a sexy girlfriend who has big cock sucking lips, I admire that he’s got a decent focus on oral sex.