Any of you pervert apes ever party with pizza rat? Idea for next TUSCL meet up

Remember that plucky Gotham rat that was hauling away a whole slice of pizza or maybe it was a whole pie?

Anyhoo, I was partying with this rat. You know, some lion and rat on sexy female hairless ape gangbang action. After we were done he was telling me about how easy it is to get a good dinner in a dumpster behind a pizza parlor. I think he may actually have been the original pizza rat so I think he knows what he is talking about.

This got me thinking. Let’s all have a meet up and invite the rats living in the dumpster behind the club. Them crazy sumbitches are a lot of fun. What do you guys think?

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