Posts by rickthelion

This rick has his own recipe with a lil wildebeest hash mixed in with the citrus zest, but you damn dirty dirty apes can have them any way you want. Well, it’s kinda pointless unless you see some good flaming…

My bud the vulture has started a university for the smartest vultures in the world. And some of his students couldn’t take rickish levels of alcohol consumption. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/vultures-deemed-drunk-fly-dumpster-diving-taken-rehab-center ROAR!!!

I bet he just wrote the kind of stuff groundskeeper Willie on the Simpsons would say: https://www.engadget.com/scots-wikipedia-230210674.html I know a way for this young hairless ape to become a valued member of society. He is now old enough to review strip clubs.…

Motor ape’s recent post about the absence of a thumbs down for dancer photos reminded this rick to explain the basic tenets of rickism. Now, most of you normies will never know the true joy of being a rick. After all,…

Now this rick is not going to criticize the obsessive posting of photos, but I gotta know what is going through your lil hairless ape mind? Is it the drugs? If so, try drinkin’ Jack. That stuff even helps you…

These alerts are frickin’ weird. Apparently skifredo just bookmarked my profile. I mean really…I encourage Fredo to take a chill pill, learn meditation, and learn from us ricks, but I’m not sure he needs to bookmark my profile to do…

C’mon Biseggi… tell you bud Snerzy to share his side of the story. ROAR!!!

First of all, I say bravo to the ape that decided to pull this stunt: https://www.wpri.com/dont-miss/naked-man-arrested-after-doing-cannonball-into-bass-pro-shop-tank-in-alabama-police/ But I do have questions. What is his TUSCL handle? Would blah date this guy? And why the fuck wasn’t he in Florida? Is it just…

This rick hopes all you damn dirty apes had a good holiday, regardless of what the fuck you celebrate. Even the wackos like Skifredo. I’m back from the good eatin’ wildebeest festival ready for 2024. I have made the resolution…

Will there be a way to sort threads by most recent comment? That makes it easy to sort the good discussion from the bad. The wheat from the chaff. The delicious wildebeest from the ugly zebras. You know what I…

I mean really, they’re not rick cool, but you gotta earn your rickness. If you’re gonna be named something unique then “Techno Mechanicus” is pretty frickin’ cool. Perhaps not as cool as the earlier child with that Grimey female. I…

The recent TUSCL glossary post got me thinkin’, as this rick is wont to do. It included a term for golden shower. Gloria Steinem or Gene Simmons or Geraldo Rivera or some such nonsense. But the celeb is unimportant. The question…