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Dixie-Ape and Skifredo go fishing. Funny story!

This rick knows the 411 on many TUSCL posters. I have it on good authority that Dixie-Ape (aka Cacaplop, the ape with anal leakage) befriended a retarded crab living behind a Starbucks. Said crab, named Fredo, is none other than the creator of the “Skibum” account, which purports to chronicle the life of a fourth-rate divorce lawyer that had issues graduating from the worst law school in the country. Why said crab believes that this is an impressive alias is unclear. After all, a sensible liar would claim to be something badass like a rick. But let’s not go there.

Anyhoo… Fredo and Capn Shits-his-pants went on a fishing trip. They rented all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spent all of Cacaplop’s net worth. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their holiday, the Shitstained one caught a fish.

As they're driving home, they're really depressed. Fredo turned to Cacaplop and says "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us $1,500" Cacaplop says "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!

Since this was all of Caca’s money he is now homeless, so he lives with his bud Fredo. Fredo is upset because the “fish” was actually a discarded condom and it turns out that Cacaplop actually does have issues with shittin’ all over the place. The Starbucks they live behind is about to go out of business due to the smell. All of this is funny because no ricks were impacted. ROAR!!!