Happy New Year from all the ricks
rickthelion
Doesn’t matter if your a badass cat, a zen barnacle, or a damn dirty ape. You all deserve a happy 2023!
Well, maybe not Skifredo. He’s kind of a insano. Well…whatever, I guess this rick wishes that weirdo a happy new year too.
And, now that I think about it, Anderson-ape will probably make himself unhappy by imagining that the Jewish space lasers are targeting him or that the Ukrainian secret service is putting itching powder in his tighty-whities or some nonsense like that. Well, this rick hopes that Anderson-ape finds some help with his mental health and/or finally loses his virginity. Either one will make him happier.
Regardless, enjoy yourselves. But don’t drive drunk. Leave the drunk driving to the professionals. To the ricks! ROAR!!!
Well, maybe not Skifredo. He’s kind of a insano. Well…whatever, I guess this rick wishes that weirdo a happy new year too.
And, now that I think about it, Anderson-ape will probably make himself unhappy by imagining that the Jewish space lasers are targeting him or that the Ukrainian secret service is putting itching powder in his tighty-whities or some nonsense like that. Well, this rick hopes that Anderson-ape finds some help with his mental health and/or finally loses his virginity. Either one will make him happier.
Regardless, enjoy yourselves. But don’t drive drunk. Leave the drunk driving to the professionals. To the ricks! ROAR!!!
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last commentWishing for Dave to lose his virginity, might as well wish for something more realistic. Like a pet dragon.
Wishing you all good health in 2023.
May our strip club visits be pleasant and friendly.
May our stock picks go up.
May our workplaces be peaceful and productive and prosperous.
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Anyhoo, Imma get back on topic. I will take mistaking me for a god as a compliment. I guess the mistake is understandable given that I’m a rick and we ricks are so cool that you normies just can’t wrap your brains around how cool we are. We ricks are also magnanimous. Hence the New Year’s wishes. So guess I will end by saying “Happy New Year!!!” to you Drew-ape. ROAR!!!