Desertscrub: do you think he really wears a kilt in the club?

Desertscrub has claimed to wear a kilt to the club. In other words, Scrub Ape may very well be a kiltjizzer. Well, this rick wants to know more about Scrub Ape’s psychology and his impact on others.

So, do you perverts think that he also plays bagpipes in the club? Perhaps he makes bagpipe sounds while receiving a BJ. And, what about his impact on the enjoyment of others. Would you have a hard time jizzing in your pants if there was a weirdo ape in a kilt across the champagne room making bagpipe noises?

My rickvice is that Scrub Ape better stay quiet if he sees a rick in a stylin’ suit enter the club. We ricks don’t take kindly to weird noises in champagne room. If I hear ‘em Imma go all wildebeest on their source. ROAR!!!