• discussions >
• Front Room

Should I go rescue ricktheporcupine from the Amsterdam hoosegow?

rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

Just saw this:

https://www.newsflare.com/video/307724/u…

They say that the porcupine has some sort of mental condition, but that sure looks like rick tryin’ to convince the chick to engage in some big boobed hairless ape on porcupine action. She’s prolly just embarrassed to admit that she returned later for some porcupine lovin’

Assuming that this is not an elaborate plan to identify sexy female hairless apes, I am disappointed that rick is in a cage. No real rick would allow himself to be caged, so the porcupine is clearly on his way out of the council. He never had full voting privileges anyway. But he is still a rick and therefore deserving of dignity. And access to sexy females. ROAR!!!