What are the best kind of pants for lap dance pleasure?
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
As a rick I alway show up at the club in a stylin’ suit. The lap dance issue really doesn’t matter to this rick because I take that suit off when the time is right.
However, the “I like to ejaculate in my pants” crowd - the pantsjizzers, if you will - deserve our love and support. What kind of trousers should the pantsjizzers wear? This rick says basketball shorts. What say the rest of you damn dirty hairless ape perverts?
However, the “I like to ejaculate in my pants” crowd - the pantsjizzers, if you will - deserve our love and support. What kind of trousers should the pantsjizzers wear? This rick says basketball shorts. What say the rest of you damn dirty hairless ape perverts?
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It’s the dancer’s responsibility to make sure my jizz is cleaned up right away - correct? I don’t want any jizz dripping on my boxers or trousers - and that’s why I tip my dancers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l…
Not 100% true....
Years ago, on one of the rare occasions where I took someone with me to a local club, my buddy went to VIP and negotiated a bareback blowjob. He thought that was brilliant, because he wasn't a strip club guy. I'd explained to him ahead of time that it was an extras club and all he had to do was ask for what he wanted and then agree on a price. This was a brave new world for him.
Everything was going fine until he came in her mouth (a privilege he negotiated ahead of time and paid for). The dancer leaned back and spat it out on the floor between his feet, not remembering that he had kept his pants on around his ankles. So, he sort of got a blowjob but with all the messy ill effects of an LDK.
When he exited VIP and came up to our table, he promptly and curtly said "I need to go home right now." Which we did, with him sitting on several layers of cardboard on my passenger seat.
If the men’s room had one of those blower hand dryers - he could have tried to dry his pants using that?
I never took him to another club and he never asked me to.
In case you missed it, I witnessed it with my own two eyes. Shit you not!
It is amazing what guys will wear to a strip club!