This rick hopes all you damn dirty apes had a good holiday, regardless of what the fuck you celebrate. Even the wackos like Skifredo. I’m back from the good eatin’ wildebeest festival ready for 2024.
I have made the resolution to be even more rick than I currently am. Imma go for long drives with a rickarita in one hand a gin rickey in the other. Imma devour more wildebeest. And Imma have more uninhibited rick bangin’ of the sexy females. Looking forward to a roarin’ good ‘24.
What are your resolutions? ROAR!!!
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Great post to wrap up 2023, Lion! May your Rick-ness rub off on other tuscl patrons going forward into 2024. Without you, this would be just another review site for Mongering. Way to take it to the next level.
I don't make any
Last year was: stop drinking. That worked out well.
This year is going to be: get in shape.
...and keep getting dirty lap dances from local area strippers, naturally.
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I have resolved to make no resolutions - a resolution I'm pretty sure I can keep!!!😉
New Years resolutions are a chump's game.
I’m going to try to actually use a planner consistently. THIS will be the year I don’t forget it exists by the end of the month.
@ns why not just use Google Calendar? Are you afraid incel nerds from Google will stalk you? I have a backlog of tasks in Google Calendar from since 2021. Works great.
I'm going to stay out of clubs unless I'm at a meetup or on wingman duty. No new girls in the lineup unless I meet them through ones I know already. This might fail spectacularly, especially since I heard a rumor my favorite club is reopening soon, but it seemed like a good idea at the time lol
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