New Year’s Resolutions
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
This rick hopes all you damn dirty apes had a good holiday, regardless of what the fuck you celebrate. Even the wackos like Skifredo. I’m back from the good eatin’ wildebeest festival ready for 2024.
I have made the resolution to be even more rick than I currently am. Imma go for long drives with a rickarita in one hand a gin rickey in the other. Imma devour more wildebeest. And Imma have more uninhibited rick bangin’ of the sexy females. Looking forward to a roarin’ good ‘24.
What are your resolutions? ROAR!!!
I have made the resolution to be even more rick than I currently am. Imma go for long drives with a rickarita in one hand a gin rickey in the other. Imma devour more wildebeest. And Imma have more uninhibited rick bangin’ of the sexy females. Looking forward to a roarin’ good ‘24.
What are your resolutions? ROAR!!!
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This year is going to be: get in shape.
...and keep getting dirty lap dances from local area strippers, naturally.
1. Finish revising my first novel by June 30; be publishing or looking for an agent after that.
2. Cut down on drinking; I won't be able to for at least 6 and probably 12 months anyways for medical reasons.
3. Exercise every single day, even if it's just a walk outside (credit to Goldman Sachs Elevator for this)
4. Go on at least two 7+ day international vacations, of which at least one is solo.
5. Get my red belt in martial arts.
6. Spend more time with my parents, who are in their mid-70s.
7. Enjoy the company of beautiful women!