New Year’s Resolutions

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rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
This rick hopes all you damn dirty apes had a good holiday, regardless of what the fuck you celebrate. Even the wackos like Skifredo. I’m back from the good eatin’ wildebeest festival ready for 2024.

I have made the resolution to be even more rick than I currently am. Imma go for long drives with a rickarita in one hand a gin rickey in the other. Imma devour more wildebeest. And Imma have more uninhibited rick bangin’ of the sexy females. Looking forward to a roarin’ good ‘24.

What are your resolutions? ROAR!!!

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Mate27
a year ago
Great post to wrap up 2023, Lion! May your Rick-ness rub off on other tuscl patrons going forward into 2024. Without you, this would be just another review site for Mongering. Way to take it to the next level.
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bang69
a year ago
I don't make any
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drewcareypnw
a year ago
Last year was: stop drinking. That worked out well.

This year is going to be: get in shape.

...and keep getting dirty lap dances from local area strippers, naturally.
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ilbbaicnl
a year ago
1600 x 900
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ATACdawg
a year ago
I have resolved to make no resolutions - a resolution I'm pretty sure I can keep!!!😉
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Call.Me.Ishmael
a year ago
New Years resolutions are a chump's game.
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nicespice
a year ago
I’m going to try to actually use a planner consistently. THIS will be the year I don’t forget it exists by the end of the month.
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Puddy Tat
a year ago
Most New Year's resolutions are garbage, but you always have to be working on yourself. Here are mine.

1. Finish revising my first novel by June 30; be publishing or looking for an agent after that.
2. Cut down on drinking; I won't be able to for at least 6 and probably 12 months anyways for medical reasons.
3. Exercise every single day, even if it's just a walk outside (credit to Goldman Sachs Elevator for this)
4. Go on at least two 7+ day international vacations, of which at least one is solo.
5. Get my red belt in martial arts.
6. Spend more time with my parents, who are in their mid-70s.
7. Enjoy the company of beautiful women!
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ilbbaicnl
a year ago
@ns why not just use Google Calendar? Are you afraid incel nerds from Google will stalk you? I have a backlog of tasks in Google Calendar from since 2021. Works great.
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wallanon
a year ago
I'm going to stay out of clubs unless I'm at a meetup or on wingman duty. No new girls in the lineup unless I meet them through ones I know already. This might fail spectacularly, especially since I heard a rumor my favorite club is reopening soon, but it seemed like a good idea at the time lol
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