New Year’s Resolutions

Dec 31, 2023, 8:26 PM

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

This rick hopes all you damn dirty apes had a good holiday, regardless of what the fuck you celebrate. Even the wackos like Skifredo. I’m back from the good eatin’ wildebeest festival ready for 2024.

I have made the resolution to be even more rick than I currently am. Imma go for long drives with a rickarita in one hand a gin rickey in the other. Imma devour more wildebeest. And Imma have more uninhibited rick bangin’ of the sexy females. Looking forward to a roarin’ good ‘24.

What are your resolutions? ROAR!!!

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Mate272 years ago

Great post to wrap up 2023, Lion! May your Rick-ness rub off on other tuscl patrons going forward into 2024. Without you, this would be just another review site for Mongering. Way to take it to the next level.

bang692 years ago

I don't make any

drewcareypnw2 years ago

Last year was: stop drinking. That worked out well.

This year is going to be: get in shape.

...and keep getting dirty lap dances from local area strippers, naturally.

ilbbaicnl2 years ago

1600 x 900

ATACdawg2 years ago

I have resolved to make no resolutions - a resolution I'm pretty sure I can keep!!!😉

Call.Me.Ishmael2 years ago

New Years resolutions are a chump's game.

nicespice2 years ago

I’m going to try to actually use a planner consistently. THIS will be the year I don’t forget it exists by the end of the month.

ilbbaicnl2 years ago

@ns why not just use Google Calendar? Are you afraid incel nerds from Google will stalk you? I have a backlog of tasks in Google Calendar from since 2021. Works great.

wallanon2 years ago

I'm going to stay out of clubs unless I'm at a meetup or on wingman duty. No new girls in the lineup unless I meet them through ones I know already. This might fail spectacularly, especially since I heard a rumor my favorite club is reopening soon, but it seemed like a good idea at the time lol