I’m all drunk and watching some old documentary on those goofy ELP apes. They are play Pachelbel's Canon with a laser light show while a horse ice skates in the background.
Do any you like shit like that. It seems like the kind of crazy shit that Skifredo would jack off too. Imma turn off the TV now and go find som sexy female hairless apes that are way too young to have heard of that shit. ROAR!!!
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