Be rickish, not dickish… the basic tenets is rickism
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Motor ape’s recent post about the absence of a thumbs down for dancer photos reminded this rick to explain the basic tenets of rickism.
Now, most of you normies will never know the true joy of being a rick. After all, we are the most amazingly amazing creatures on the planet. But you can still be a lil’ rickish, and that’ll do you good!
The most fundamental tenet of rickism is “it is acceptable to be an asshole but you should never be 100% a dick.” What does that mean? I will illustrate with a story from the book of the dugan, full story here https://tuscl.net/discussion/77698
When he had the opportunity to text a stripper boyfriend the dugan said the following:
“I heard your dick don't work and neither do you. So she'll call you when I decide she can bitch. Enjoy the second helping tonight pussyboy.”
Is the dugan being an asshole? Of course he is. But is he being 100% a dick? I mean really, he’s not confronting the loser boyfriend and throwing a Molotov cocktail at his house. That would be 100% dickish. Plus it is probably the stripper’s house so why the fuck would any reasonable rick do that shit?
Now think about the stripper photo discussion. It takes some real courage for any female to remove her cloths for random perverts. Remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder so you may look at some female and go “eww!” but there is probably some other pervert going all “fuck yeah!” and jackin’ it. Let the female and her pervert admirer have their fun and let it go…
Besides, most of those females are lookin’ at y’all and going “eww!” Thus endeth the lesson. ROAR!!!
Now, most of you normies will never know the true joy of being a rick. After all, we are the most amazingly amazing creatures on the planet. But you can still be a lil’ rickish, and that’ll do you good!
The most fundamental tenet of rickism is “it is acceptable to be an asshole but you should never be 100% a dick.” What does that mean? I will illustrate with a story from the book of the dugan, full story here https://tuscl.net/discussion/77698
When he had the opportunity to text a stripper boyfriend the dugan said the following:
“I heard your dick don't work and neither do you. So she'll call you when I decide she can bitch. Enjoy the second helping tonight pussyboy.”
Is the dugan being an asshole? Of course he is. But is he being 100% a dick? I mean really, he’s not confronting the loser boyfriend and throwing a Molotov cocktail at his house. That would be 100% dickish. Plus it is probably the stripper’s house so why the fuck would any reasonable rick do that shit?
Now think about the stripper photo discussion. It takes some real courage for any female to remove her cloths for random perverts. Remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder so you may look at some female and go “eww!” but there is probably some other pervert going all “fuck yeah!” and jackin’ it. Let the female and her pervert admirer have their fun and let it go…
Besides, most of those females are lookin’ at y’all and going “eww!” Thus endeth the lesson. ROAR!!!
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Remember the central tenet of rickism: ‘tis okay to be an asshole but never ever be 100% a dick. It would be dickish to make you watch Tate. If we’re gonna make you watch anything it’ll be something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5P…
ROAR!!!
why would that be considered dickish? yeah i get it with tate, douchebaggery blowhardedness on prime steroid levels. just a guy who's making bank by influencing young guys who have no manly guides to donate to his platform. but at least tate makes me laugh, something dickthelion has failed to do even once through all these years.
True dat nicespice.
Notice how Square Ape keeps replying to a rick thread but he can’t deal with our rickish Scud misses of truth. What does he expect on a rick thread?
I mean really, he seems like the kind of goofy hairless ape that would go to a Golden Earring concert and get all pissed that the band played Radar Love. You know, the kind of idiot who would go to a Gallagher show and get all cheesed off about the guy bashin’ watermelons with a big ass wooden mallet.
Well…to be fair, both Golden Earring and that Gallagher ape were never really popular and they’re probably dead so if there was a show they’d be like zombies and a zombie with a frickin’ mallet smashing watermelons is kinda freaky…
But you get my bigger point, which is simply that ol’ Mr Square is the kinda hairless ape that tries to meet Bill Cosby and then gets all pissed off when the Cos puts ‘ludes in his drink and fingers him…oh, wait…he seems like the kinda guy that would dig that and be pissed off if he doesn’t get the Cosfinger. ROAR!!!