Golden showers

Good Lord that is disgusting and takes a complete degenerate to even think about it.....

OK, one time with a civie freak-a-zoid I dated who was willing and wanted to try ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.... We were in a hot garage, with a plastic tarp and a hose nearby.... we took turns. It was odd but not awful; I've done worse. No need to repeat.

As usual, the mechanics of your lion-Geraldo scenario intrigue me. Side leg lift & spray? Squat & spray (seems undignified)? A bipedal stand with 2 paws on the sprayer (the only way to get a good look at his humiliation, really)? Personally, any piss or poop-involved sex (including anal) holds no interest, same with pain. But props to Longball for his explorer spirit.

Golden shower in the Champagne room:

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TBT it took about 8 beers to convince me and the fact this chick was a complete hottie.

GS in both directions. Never with a stripper, though. IRL, the shower stall is your friend. Also on a boat. Just slide off into the water when it's done.

Was that Sister Golden Hair’s surprise? No wonder he was so damn depressed when he got undressed

I know there is a regular at Fannies in Atlanta who likes golden showers and the girls have warned me about that particular room and it stinks. I asked how often it was cleaned and one of them just laughed.

Nothing wrong with a little golden shower every once in a while…

Hopefully it’s a chick that drinks a lot of water and not an alcoholic.

I've peed on my ex while she's sleeping out of spite. Not sure if that counts

I was with an escort once who peed after we did it, in a pathetic attempt to convince me she was squirting. Fortunately (and the only aspect I appreciated) she waited till I was far enough away so none got on me. I'm glad she was the one who rented the room. Up till that point, I found her attractive, and would have become her regular. Nipped that in the bud.

It's pretty common in non-fetish porn that chicks will pee while they're being finger-banged. Somewhat less obviously fake squirting, since the fingering prevents a steady stream of piss.

Fav A use to be best friends with the baby mamma of the ex boyfriend of Fav B. Fav A said the BM would get brown showers in exchange for drugs. (Fav A stopped being BM's friend when the BM called her a nigger.)

Serious note: I've heard you can get on the sex offender list for public urination. So, don't write your real name in the snow, write "Rick".

^ or NiceSpice

it happened to me once with a real hottie.

it was fun and a lasting memory... (she gave and I received.)

Libby ape or whatever the fuck your name is, this rick must say that your use of BM as an abbreviation for baby mama was a bit disturbing on a quick scan. I mean really, golden showers are one thing but let’s not get scatological. Well… I did once play house cat with a sexy female, but that wasn’t disgusting because I went in kitty litter after she fed me the lil’ friskies. Well, the friskies are disgusting. Maybe I shoulda tried meow mix.

Okay, I digress and prolly shouldn’t have shared my rick perversions - rickversions if you will. But I must say that I was really drunk when I came up with the house cat idea. Imma get back to some good clean dirty fun with a sexy female now. And some Jack. ROAR!!!

Whatever floats your boat Jascoi ape. But this rick is only really interested in givin’. ROAR!!

There's a rumor that Pink Sugar Doll pees Mountain Dew. I could get into that.

I have no interest in these activities for other than necessary bodily functions. I’d never ask for it. If a girl I was with wanted it, I might do it to make her happy but thankfully nobody’s ever asked. I think it’s a micropercentage of people who are into it. I did have one drunk girl pass out and piss while she was sleeping on top of me. At least I think she was passed out.

Being drunk is no excuse for piss-raping.

Leave it rickthelion to bring up this topic.

Once, at a zoo, a lion was projecting his outflow quite a long distance, nearly blasting the people looking at him.

Regarding GS as a fetish, we all have different interests and thresholds for lines we won't cross. Today, I have absolutely no interest in it, but who knows where I wil stand on the topic after a few years. Fetishes change over time, likely becoming more extreme. Perhaps that's why the "dirty old man" designation exists.....once a guy is old, he gets bored with "normal" fetishes, and progresses into more deviant activities.

👽 Woooo, I Want Golden Shower !

$OTC $STRIPPER ------------> LUV IT

Would Be @ GS In Da' Shower 🚿 Or ☀️ In Da' Golden Sunny Skies! 🌙 In Da' Golden Moon! 🤑 Let's Rock It ----------------> $Dancers

^^ You’re a delightful weirdo Stripperlovingape. I hope you get that GS you want. And I hope you get it from a real, totally non-imaginary female!

ROAR!!!