We spend a lot of time on this site comparing notes on our experiences with desploogination service professionals (“DSPs”). We rarely discuss our experiences with”civvies” (i.e. women who will happily desplooginate you for their own personal amusement just because they like you and without any expectation of financial gain).
For a change, I’d like to shine a spotlight on civvies . . . not merely civvies but, more specifically, on “professional” civvies.
“Professional” civvies are well educated women employed in high paying, demanding professions such as doctors, lawyers, C-suite business executives and university professors. These are women who can afford to be very picky about who they desplooginate and who don’t have the slightest motivation to desplooginate anyone for a fee, no matter how exorbitant.
For some reason, professional civvies are often thought of as cold-hearted, sterile and haughty bitches who avoid sex because they prefer not to get sweaty, sloppy or muss their hair. There certainly are some professional civvies who are too prim and proper to engage in a feral, no-holes-barred canoodling session. But I suspect some guys write off professional civvies as being a bunch of cold-hearted lesbians as a way of consoling themselves for their inability to bed (much less run a train on) any such women. In my experience, most of the professional civvies I’ve ever gotten sloppy with put any DSPs I’ve ever cum on or in to shame.
Unfortunately, I can’t claim to have nailed all kinds of professional civvies. I regret to say that I have never glued any lady airline pilots, Forbes 500 CEOs or rocket scientists to the bedsheets or my coffee table. But I have nailed a few attorneys (one of them who went on to become a judge), two CPAs, one doctor, one journalist/TV reporter, one dentist, a couple of geoscience professionals and two medical students. These women were all as brilliant, enthusiastic and innovative in bed as they were in their professional lives. Each of them was much more satisfying than any DSP I ever spent time and money on.
So why, then, would anyone who has access to such exquisite feminine talent ever waste time with tattoo- and STD-laden DSPs?
Simple: For the same reason that anyone who can afford to dine at three-star Michelin rated restaurants like Eleven Madison Park, Robuchon au Dôme or Per Se would ever consider eating at a McDonalds, Burger King or Taco Bell.
When you are in need of an emergency desploogination, DSPs are quick, easy and convenient.
where i live in arizona suitable dsp’s and available civies are difficult for a senior to access