I have not been to a strip club since before the COVID-19 scare came to America.
Before the pandemic, it was very unusual for me to last two weeks without sneaking off to one of my favorite dens of depravity for an urgently needed desploogination.
Now it has been six months, maybe a little more, since I have treated myself to a some TLC from a friendly and smoking hot desploogination service professional.
What is most surprising, I don’t even miss it!
A simple, back of the envelope calculation, suggests that I have probably saved over $10,000 in the last six months!
Will I return to my spendthrift, self-indulgent behavior when it is again safe to do so?
Strangely, I can honestly say, “I hope not!“
There really is no upside to getting back on that strip club treadmill.
Well, I guess there is ONE upside ...
Cum to think of it, I probably will return to my wayward ways after a reliable vaccine comes out.


It's been 5 months & 11 days since my last club visit. I do miss it because it was a big part of my social life. But I'm in that very vulnerable category and don't want another day in the hospital.
I even had to give up the gal that Had been seeing OTC once a week for many months. It makes it tougher knowing that a couple of my TUSCL buddies are still enjoying things that I dare not.
I'm waiting for a sure cure. A sure vaccine can never happen but when one does come out, I will get it because it should reduce the effects of any other COVIDs that come along.