Comments by celayatable

I get a full subscription(w/the Stern Channels and NFL radio) along with the internet access (via app). I pay $30 for six months. If they don’t give me this, I threaten to leave. It works every time.

Wow... You go Columbo when I ask a real question. No riddle. I’m interested in others’ experiences.

It is fucking ridiculous that the cops are using DNA evidence in this scenario. If someone broke in to my house, there is no fucking way DNA samples would be taken. Dude fucked up and needs to deal with the consequences.

Stunning! You're definitely underpaid.

It is fucking annoying.

Correction: new users.

I'm new here. I review lots of posts, however, do not contribute often. The ignore button is a great tool for the "tools" who cannot STFU. However, the monopolization of the board by a select few seeking constant attention and feedback (on a digital forum) appears to have gotten out of hand. This is the best site and online community for hobbyists. A lack of intervention may turn new ies away. My 2 ¢

Miami-Dade humane society?

Based on his behavior, I imagine there is a chance he is a member of the list.

I had my nipples pierced in college. Mostly for the woman I was dating at the time (she was worth it). It definitely increases sensitivity.

I think a lot of us appreciate the body you have described. I you are as petite as you describe, you'll find enough of us willing to spend $$$ on you.

@Nina: Identifying positive coping mechanisms can help mitigate the symptoms of anxiety. Knowing positive strategies work for you and implementing them can make life more manageable... This is obviously input from a hypocritical individual who has been on Ativan for years... However, that drug has kept me from the depths of my alcoholism... Which was much more debilitating. Other positive coping strategies that have kept me healthy include exercise (do you consider dancing a cardio activity), therapy, yoga, and participation in positive social activities. Negative coping strategies have hindered me have included my daily use of benzos (prescribed), hoarding my money to spend on dancers and daydreaming about getting VIP dances from you and your colleagues. Oh, and binge-watching Netflix. Netflix is like crack-cocaine for my impulsive anxiety riddled ass. When I go there... There is a lot of hope. I have seen countless individuals go into remission. As I have experienced from time-to-time myself. Keep on keeping on.

I struggle with the efficacy of SSRI meds for depression and anxiety. I do not necessarily think they are harmful, I simple think they are rather ineffective and prevent people from seeking out cognitive behavioral therapy. However, given the impulsive nature of our hobby, I would argue that many of us have ADD and/or another clinical mental health condition found in the DSM-V. Here's the kicker for me: I am a functional benzo addict. It has been prescribed to me for years to treat anxiety for which I was previously self-medicating with alcohol. So, while I can sit here and argue that I question the efficacy of one form of medication, my benzos have allowed me to function and thrive. The withdrawal, however, will likely send me to a Betty Ford Clinic...

So no concerns or offense with "manhood" comments or references to dry humping. I'm limited by both time and geography. As a professional, I can in no way visit my local club. Likewise, I have to be cautious when visiting popular clubs in Minneapolis. Which happens to be very conservative for extras. I'm like many hobbyists, whom I believe lack the convenience of regular visits to establish a relationship. I have had offers for OTC. However, none that would have been safe to pursue without a better knowledge of the dancer. I also want to avoid disease... As I'm in no position to get or spread an STI to my new girlfriend. If I lived in Atlanta or New Orleans, I'd be hitting Follies or Passions on the regular. Likewise... I can comfortably claim to be one of the few of you who has actually fucked a stripper without paying (with drugs or money). One who I met outside of the club... If only I could go back to those college days...

Kim in the ass pre-Kanye.

It would help pay off my fucking student loans.

A beautiful girl at a local subway had an obnoxious memorial tattoo across her neck.. I don't mind tattoos... But I hate neck tattoos.

The party establishment has literally ducked itself by having presented Hillary as the entitled front runner. She is too polarizing a figure to depend on as a front runner. I am a huge fan of Bernie, however I really wish Elizabeth Warren would have run. As a lefty... I'm enjoying the Republican debates. They made the last Dem debate seem boring. The only two candidates on the right who do not scare the shit out of me are Kasich, Bush and Rubio. I do believe Rubio will one day be our president. I just hope it is after another 8-12 years of democratic leadership. There are a lot of Supreme Court seats that will be filled in the next couple of terms.

Very accurate. Communicate a bit prior to your dance to learn what options are available. YMMV.

Best written review I've come across. Bravo, sir.

Great thorough description!

Question: as a white dude, I share in your love of dark women with big hips. Is there a reason you prefer ebony over the mestizo/bronze-skinned Latinas? I am in awe of both. However, access to Latina strippers on my neck of the country is more limited than yours... And are hard to come across. Is your preference for chocolate impacted by the extra mileage one may expect to encounter from AA dancers? I ask, primarily, as I very much lament my lack of access to Latinas. Perhaps I am nostalgically drawn to women who look like my first live... Round hips, bronze skin, thick nipples and that sexy accent... I wish there were such a thing as an all Latina club - or a 50/50 AA/Latina club.