Comments by beguiled (page 5)

Show her your white dick.

Holy fucking shit.

PL lives matter.

meh, turns out that they like money too. pass.

I'm pretty sure it's the weed, man. Worked for Michael Phelps. https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-16-at-3-47-36-pm.png?w=1000&h=550

Dayum. Wife's written consent to withdraw funds. Um, honey bunny, can I go see some strippers tonight after I change your diaper and rub your scaley feet?

oo, what's a trouser snake?

^^ That's not a stereotype, that's a "system".

Breast thread title, ever.

It's easier to find 10s if you set the bar at 11.

" And what's an acceptable age difference for just fucking?" she needs to be legal, he needs to be able

I was about to pull into my regular haunt and noticed a news camera in the parking lot. At the last second, I kept going past the club and watched from down the street. The news camera was harassing anyone they could get to and even poked their nose into the club. The story and those people ended up on the evening news. Almost busted, I was freaking out inside my head.

I don't want the Packers and Movers to stink up my couch or mattress.

-" That wasn't at Rick's in North Seattle, was it? " Probably Honey's or Sugar's in Everett.

Split your age and date two chicks.

I'd quit my job and move in with her. That's just me, though.

Zombeavers, Cabin Fever, Motel Hell.

sucky, swallow, see you tomorrow...

I haven't seen your pics. I think you're a Johnsmith69 alias.

Everyone's acting like a bunch of uneaten buttholes.

They were caught on VIP security camera http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/yoda-fuck-622665.gif

Someday, your taste will refine towards a 20 year vintage vegan anus. Mm, treats! Spice things up, feed her jalapenos the day before.

That's a good ass eating mattress if I've ever saw one.

The exact age you quit Giving a shit and start Taking shit is 44.