Comments by saer (page 3)

On a business trip to Baton Rouge last year, I drove by a strip club with a sign out front that read "our girls are grown". WTF does that mean? Are they not usually? As far as I can tell, Louisiana is a pretty fucked up place.

I live fairly close to Indianapolis and I visit fairly often; I've never heard of that club either.

I don't usually tip much and I don't usually go up to the stage for anything. Occasionally, though, I'll give dancers money to tip other dancers with. That usually leads to some interesting (albeit brief) girl-on-girl things. I tipped my ATF $27 once (all I had left) after our one-and-only session in the VIP room. That's the most I have ever tipped her.

I worked with a 9 for about a year and a half. After a few months of eye fucking, we went out a few times but then one day she said she didn't want to go out any more. Never found out why. A few months ago, I took one of our interns (an 8) to a strip club, watched her get owned by a stripper in the VIP room, and then slept with her that night.

There's a guy at the club I frequent that throws cash around like it's going out of style. He'll tip girls on stage with $50 bills, pay them several hundred just to sit and chat with him at the club, and he usually has a horde of dancers around him when he's there. He paid for one of the girl's wedding, bought another a car, and pays for another girl's mortgage. I don't know if he gets anything out of it OTC or whatnot, but I guess if it works for him, who am I to judge?

I see two dancers OTC and I continue to see them ITC because they hook me up with free stuff and they tend to attract other dancers and even civilian girls my way. They do get possessive in weird ways, though.

Alpha Males have jobs. Just sayin'.

The article is full of broad generalizations (pun intended), but I know a few black women and they all seem to be fixated on name-brand things. One of them is a fuck buddy I hook up with when we're both at the same conference for work; she speaks 4 languages and has a doctorate in electrical engineering. She won't wear or buy anything that doesn't have some sort of designer label. Other than that, I don't see much coherence to the things in the article across the people I know.

I don't know why, but sometimes dudes in the club will ask me if it's okay for them to ask a dancer for a lap dance or whatever. I told one of the dancers this and she said I should tell people I'm her pimp and try to get some money out of them before they see her. I don't think I could do that with a straight face.

ATF has a lot of piercings, including her hood. I like it a lot, but even if I didn't I couldn't complain since my member is pierced as well.

My ATF tells me I'm special all the time. I used to blow it off as SS, but one night we were hanging out after her shift ended and she texted one of her friends to come meet me. Then she walked away for a minute and left her phone on the table in front of me. Her friend texted back "that's the guy you get all physical with, right?". I couldn't help but read it since it was right in front of me. That lent some credence to her claims.

They could rob me of my dignity. Not that they haven't already...

Meeting the SO is a little awkward, especially given that I'm pretty sure my ATF's boyfriend hates me.

It's at her house and she's married so I'm not really worried about that. I'll probably go.

It doesn't matter fuckall what the authors of the Bill of Rights thought when they wrote it - what matters is what it says. I tend to favor a strict interpretation - we get freedom of speech, religion, assembly, press, to own guns, etc. In my opinion, making exceptions to these freedoms is misguided and displays a rather egregious lack of familiarity with world political history.

Maybe I put out vibes like a guy that needs to be fucked with, but I get bothered by other customers so often it's almost like a secondary hobby. There's one female customer that usually hangs out with me when we're both in the club at the same time. One night, her husband came with her, got drunk, and punched some guy for hitting on her. For some reason, he didn't have a problem with me buying her a drink. Go figure.

Double taxation isn't a myth - it just doesn't apply to this.

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I give and take verbal abuse all the time at the club. I can't visit without someone calling me an asshole, a dick, a whore, etc. Then again, I've gotten off some good ones, like "dirty crack whore" and "stupid gutter slut".

I once told a girl I didn't want a lap dance, but I'd pay her $50 to punch somebody. She did. I felt a little bad about it after that, but that didn't make it not hilarious.

Watched my ATF beat a female customer with her shoes once.

My ATF says "I love you" occasionally (I wrote about this recently). Otherwise, a girl in New Orleans told me "I haven't been dancing long because I just got out of prison for dealing crack. It's okay, though - I was framed."

I'm new here and I haven't written any reviews but I do plan to real soon now. I figure no one will want to read what I write because I don't have a ferret and I'm more of a right nostril kind of guy. Total PL.

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Neil Patrick Harris is funny as shit, nowadays.