Comments by Meursault (page 9)

To quote Siskel and Ebert: two thumbs up.

Money spread around the pockets. Leave your wallet and all your credit cards in the car.

I don't have this problem. I guess that makes me abnormal. I have a few female friends and I don't think about sex with them. One time I actually got sexually bored with a woman but stayed with her because we were friends (and she watched my dog).

^ rockstar for the win

If she didn't cry, you were doing it wrong. Try choking with both hands.

Does this girl realize that she could retire after overcharging you for the ultimate threesome?

I prefer the pictures that are just her face or in her street clothes (e.g, a regular selfie). Those are the ones I keep on my phone. I don't like the nude/semi-nude shots that usually only come as enticement to come in.

PDX sucks. Lots of clubs, but they are mostly neighbourhood bar style. The dances are below average, and the dancers are only slightly above average if you have high tattoo tolerance. I would suggest Pitiful for your best chance of decent two-way contact (YMMV). Bottoms Up may be worth a shot too. Adjust your contact/dance expectations if you want to enjoy Portland.

Creepy by whose standard? As a PL, I would argue that you go to a strip club (rather than a regular bar) exactly for this type of freedom. If you ask the StripperWeb girls they'll say you were creepy to them as soon as you walked in the door, no matter what you do or say.

OTC is the same everywhere. It is completely up to the girl. Most girls have to keep it secret from the club because even if the club is basically a brothel, they are opposed to OTC. The club wants its cut. There is nothing different about finding a stripper open to OTC in Philly/Delaware/NJ than any other part of the country. You have to feel her out / trust that you won't get ripped off or jumped by her boyfriend. She has to feel you out / trust you aren't LE or a predator.

After my divorce I briefly dated a 32 year old former favourite stripper. It did not go well. She was basically nuts and thought that I was her retirement plan. When it turned out that I wasn't as rich as she hoped and not at all interested in eventually marrying her, she went bat shit crazy and at one point called my daughter to tell her how awful I am.

^ man @vincemichaels, that is the grossest thing I've ever read on this board (and I read Juice's comments). RE: the OP. Ivanka is the correct answer. I wish Trump would go back to fucking his wife and quit trying to fuck the country. Not sure why conservatives would defend him. He is basically a populist Democrat Umpa-Lumpa.

Some would call this "stripper shit," and to some extent that is true, but I think in reality she is just trying to make you feel good. She assumes that you are spending above what is necessary in order to make her feel "spoiled." She is just giving you what she thinks you want, or rewarding you in a way that she thinks you will like. It's always just business, but you are paying for fantasy and that is what you get.

RE: Italy. Not sure of the P4P scene there (it certainly isn't visible like in Prague), but American tourists can do pretty well in the night clubs. I've had success in Rome and Florence with both Italian girls and tourists from Spain and England.

I go to strip clubs on disposable income alone, so I don't budget or track it. I'm fairly certain that the lion's share of my personal entertainment budget is spent on strippers but at least some of it is spent on dates and regular bars and hanging out with my kids. When I get a stripper's number I keep it in my phone as S01,S02,S03 etc. with the abbreviated name of the club as the "Company." The club is usually enough for me to remember who it is, but I have had whole text conversations with S11 (or whatever) and had no idea who it was. There are only two strippers in my phone under their actual names (coincidentally they have almost the same first name and work at the same club).

A former dancer I knew well (from Houston in the bad old days) is now a webcam model. She is married with one kid. When she was a dancer she had a wide open menu. I was married when I knew her so I didn't partake, but she did it all. Now she wouldn't piss on a custie if he was on fire. Like a lot of webcam models she runs these "date raffle" scams where fools buy tickets for a chance to meet her in Vegas (or wherever). Surprisingly one of her husband's many on-line nom de guerres is always the lucky name pulled from the hat. There are some webcam models that use camming as a way to launder money in high end prostitution, but you'd be a certified grade a chump to pay their rates. But slightly less of a chump than the PL's that pay $200 for their panties or for a box of cookies delivered through the mail.

KD and K-Love stay. Lakers and Knicks continue to suck. Draymond Green is out for the season after injuring his wrist in the underground Mexican nut cracking circuit.

Yawn

Sorry to dredge up bad memories @a21985 but.... How detailed was your wife's spreadsheet? Just names, or did it include details? I'm just curious because this seems more like something a dude would do.

Surprisingly female

Glad for LeBron and Cleveland, but don't hold your breath for the Indians. They've basically only been beating up on the bad AL Central.

Rooting for LeBron but skeptical about Cleveland's chances in Oakland. BTW, on a TUSCL note, these are both crappy strip club towns. I think the Hawks should be the official TUSCL team.

I hate features, but sometimes the regular girls will be extra appreciative when there is a feature because they are being ignored. I did get a dance from Kami Andrews once when she was stripping. I think she was a semi-regular at this club so she may not have been a feature. That girl was very dirty but not super attractive. I kind of like her look though. I've heard that Jada Stevens strips somewhere in Atlanta occasionally. No way I could pass that up.

Shit like this has happened to me a couple times. Once at the Outer Limits in Des Moines a guy sat and stared at me from across the room while I was talking to "his" dancer. I got a quick private from her (maybe 4 songs). When we came out, he wanted to take it outside. She talked him down, which is good because at that time I was like 140 lbs soaking wet and he was easily 2 bills. She wasn't hot enough to put up with that.

She's hot, but doesn't look fun. Also, her arms are a too muscular.