After a little more careful reading, especially from anything posted by Clackport (or whatever his name is) and some investigation on Yelp and Google Places review/photos, I think Pitiful Princess is going to have the closest thing to what I'm looking for.
Downside it's in a crappy neighborhood but it's Portland, not Baltimore and I'll be going on a Sat afternoon. I sounds a bit seedy as opposed to a larger more refined club like Rouge or Cabaret, I LIKE THAT. More importantly it says the people that work there are friendly and the dancers a low pressure. Even better. I ain't lookin for some Miami or LV style club with Solid Gold Dancers. I'm from Seattle where mileage ain't much better. Strange how many clubs there are in Portland. About 5X as many as Seattle. I guess that's because they allow alcohol which in turn lowers the average mileage IMHO.
My second choice is Cabaret II based on all things considered. I will consider Bottoms Up too based on the recommendation. But I don't have pockets deep enough to go on a club spree.