Comments by Meursault (page 19)

Strip club. I imagine the votes would look different on TUHS.NET (The Ultimate Head Shop). I like the quality and variety available at the new legal pot shops in Colorado (haven't been in WA or CA), but they take some of the fun out of it.

It is not a constitutional free speech issue (which I'm fairly certain no one has asserted), but it is anathema to the idea of free speech that colleges at one time fostered. I have a daughter in college (senior at a small liberal arts college in the Midwest) and honestly that sign doesn't bother me at all. I know where the fraternities are and the reputations of each of them and so does she. I agree that the college should make them take it down, but seeking punishment beyond that just illustrates how pathetic they have become.

Man up dudes. Unwanted sexual advances from women are just not as invasive or intimidating as when the genders are reversed. I wouldn't enjoy constant sexual advances from that sea hag, but I'm pretty sure I could deal with it.

*Colleges (we need a way to edit posts so ironic typos don't make us look even more stupider than we is)

Agree with rockstar666. This is just sad. College's are on the front lines of quashing free speech, which includes the right to offend. Make them take it down, then laugh it off.

Ass. And the fact that I don't even have to think about it worries me a little.

Gotta agree with Rech; Big Lebowski Also: Dr. Strangelove Raising Arizona Office Space

Never been to a Hooter's but I'm having trouble believing that OTC is common there.

Stripper shit isn't just fed to PLs, it's also excellent for self delusion.

Ugh

You didn't want a dance from her anyway. She'd build you up, just to let you down.

inconceivable!

How long does that take? I wonder if I could hypnotize my CF in less than 3 songs. Any more than that and it wouldn't be cost effective.

Don't lie at all (unless you count lie by omission in that I never give my last name). I'm not sure why a PL would need to lie. I'm not trying to impress these girls. They want my money or they don't. I don't think I'm going to persuade them to lower their rates with my awesome "game."

Jaclyn Smith and it ain't even close, although Lynda Carter still gives me a star spangled boner.

Julie Newmar

I fell for an upsell line once. I was just drunk enough to be susceptible to tricky talking boobs. She was giving room prices and said: "well there is a VIP but that is probably too expensive." Pride goeth before strip club destruction. "Too expensive?" Not for a man of my obvious wealth!

$100 -- drinks, half and half in my hotel 1 hr. That was pretty recent. I've gone as high as $250 in the Midwest, but I don't go to Chicago for OTC.

Use TUSCL and go to the clubs with the reviews that match your preferences/goals. You can't necessarily judge a club by its legal limitations. Personally I don't like to play amateur gynecologist so I'm not afraid of a bikini club if it has good dancers.

It makes no sense whatsoever but: Ahmad Rashād. Vikings fans don't have much to hang their hats on and his Hail Mary catch against Cleveland in 1980 is one of best football memories. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwWdA-o04sg

Ugh! Glad I'll be dead in 50 years. Don't want a "perfect" woman, and certainly don't want a perfect pseudo-woman.

I think this just illustrates how delusional the booze and bad lighting in strip clubs makes us. Stripperify that girl and PLs would beat down a path to her stage.

1) 1998 (Kansas City, the club name is lost to father time, I doubt it still exists). Mileage was LOW. Girl at the table would dance in front of you for a bit, maybe a stray butt cheek would graze against your pant leg if the stars aligned. Got really drunk and bought many dances from a girl named Ruby with a terrific ass. She was so ugly that my friend and I still use the term "ruby-fied" to refer to a chemically altered state that greatly impairs judgement, but does not completely incapacitate. 2) 2002 (Southern Comfort, Mt. Joy, IA), discovered that two way touching was possible, no extras yet (had to wait for a business trip to Houston for that), but this is the club that unleashed the inner perv that had been crawling under my skin for so many years.

I’m not a fan of people who nit pick about typos online, but “she strangled me right away” made me laugh.