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445 posts by TheOne&Only

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OT: Sea Bass

One of the most expensive cuts of fish you can buy, and I found it nearly inedible. The fishmonger said to simply drizzle with olive oil and salt & pepper to taste. Was that bad advice, and is…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 38

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OT: MSN News Poll

A poll asks how people feel about the future of the nation with Donald Trump as president. The choices and votes are: Very Optimistic 38%, guardedly optimistic 17%, somewhat concerned 9%, or deeply concerned 36%. The divisions closely…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 26

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OT: Mass shooting at Ft. Lauderdale airport

So far, strip clubs seems to be safe spaces. There's this one old dancer at IRC whose tits are hard enough to stop a Winchester .306 round.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 3

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Attempted ROBbery alert?

Babes in Fort Myers on Thursday after work. While I'm walking in the door a statuesque sister strokes my chest and smiles seductively. I smile back and squeeze her hand, but keep moving since my eyes are still…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 15

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Banner taglines

Just saw one that read "Where there's no sex in the champagne room." Given our prowess for negotiating extras, wouldn't "Where there IS sex in the champagne room" be more accurate?

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 12

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Fictional STDs

I had a friend who had been stationed in S. Korea while enlisted in the Army. He said that part of their briefing included warnings about a Korean STD called "Black Gonorrhea". It was incurable and so virulent…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 6

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Air dances and no touch rules

I really think abolishing and replacing those laws ranks between securing the borders and legalizing marijuana... Maybe third behind repealing Obamacare.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 2

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Divorced mongers

How does divorce and strip club mongering relate for most of us here? Was mongering the cause of your divorce? Was divorce the cause of your mongering? I think, if my wife learned about my mongering, it could well lead to a divorce.…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 20

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This is stupid!

I want to talk about vaginas!

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 7

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Clermont Club, Atlanta

Some guys from the meeting went there last night. I wasn't with them. They came back with stories about the club where strippers go to die, some old lady walking around with a switch getting paid by guys…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 3

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ROB alert

Property at Follies charged $30 for 1.5 songs. Should be $10/song.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 16

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The new TUSCL layout

Looks great on my phone, can't wait to see it on my PC tonight. Suggestion for the tagline: "The original basket of deplorables."

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 9

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a stripper for a workout buddy

I went to see my Megan Fox look-alike at Looker's last Friday. The last time I was there, she -only half-joking- apologized for having a less than great ass. We joked about squats and leg presses which led…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 19

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Lessons from an extras session:

It's true: everything is about sex, except sex; sex is about power. She started negotiations at $600 (-$100 for the club), I bargained her down to $300. She was only sucking my dick. She wouldn't give…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5 22

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Who has been thrown out of a strip club?

I saw a review for Heavenly Bodies near Chicago on the front page, which I used to like going to when I lived there. Then I remember it was the one strip club (or any bar/club) that I was…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 33

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what do you do with your luggage?

Supposing your trying to squeeze in a visit to Follies either after landing and before check-in; or after check-out but before getting to the airport for your flight. It's just a rolling carryon suitcase for overhead and laptop…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5 33

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Pure Platinum, oakland park

In preparation for a visit to the Miami area, I called PP to see if they were closed. To my surprise they said they were open. I am excited to see if it will match up to how…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 11

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OT: Metallica

I heard Metallica put out a new album. I used to love Metallica. I listened to all their albums all the way up through Re-load on a near weekly basis. Great for working out. But St.…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 15

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OT: Saw a great meme

"Democrats say: 'Everyone who supports Trump is a racist'. By that logic, everyone who supports Hillary is a criminal." Remember: if this makes you angry, that is because the truth always upsets liberals. Flame on, pussies.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 8 33

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Strip Club Hiring Methodology

Hopefully some SC managers are reading these discussions. I toured all three SC in Ft. Myers yesterday, having a single beer in each before leaving for the next. Babes was all AA or non-white Hispanic, not a problem,…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 22

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Girls of Suicide Squad - you can only pick one

Cara Delevingne, Margot Robbie, Karen Fukuhara? Watch this video first: https://youtu.be/9usVtKhLVdA For me it boils down to Margot Robbie and Karen Fukuhara... and I'd give it to Karen. I think. It's a photo finish. Now I have…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 17

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OT: The sum total of all political arguments

If you want to anger a conservative, tell him a lie or tell lies about him. If you want to anger a progressive, tell him the truth or tell the truth about him.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 29

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BLM Manifesto

Holy hell! Has anyone followed the links from the news stories and read everything on the page of the BLM manifesto? That is the craziest left wing hippie communist new afrika crap since the fall of the soviet…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 24 210

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Pondering a return to Cheetahs Sarasota

I have the opportunity to return to Cheetahs Sarasota later this week, I'll be in that area on business. My last visit to Cheetah's was remarkable. Left with two prospective CFs, who also had their own series of…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 4

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an Asian stripper in SW FL

I finally found an Asian stripper in SW FL. She looked unremarkable in her clothes, older, and slightly bitchy. When she got on stage and danced, I was blown away. A perfect 10. And such a…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 16
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