Comments by IHearVoices (page 2)

I may need to make a trip and celebrate my birthday at Follies. It's a month after the clubs reopen, so the novelty will have worn off. I doubt that clubs down here will be open by then.

^ This. I was about to get in the car.

Answering the original question, I think Stafford and Rivers would've been more likely to have success in different situations. Stafford in particular has arm talent that Dalton could only dream of. Rivers was on some good Charger teams, though. They went 14-2 one year (06, I think) and got rid of Marty after a playoff loss. Even considering his troubles with AJ Smith, that was crazy. Since he's in half the comments, Eli....does he deserve HoF? No. He's never been that great of a QB, he has the most INTs in league history (if I recall correctly) and his two 'signature performances' were a 17-point effort against a middling defense and a 21-point effort against an awful one. I'm almost positive he didn't hit the average numbers the Pats gave up in the second game. Now, will he make HoF? That's guaranteed, unless the football voters go through a sabermetric revolution in the next four years. He has two rings, his last name is Manning, and he played for a New York team. That's a wrap with a bow on it. As far as GOATs, Brady obviously has it on resume....but if I need one QB to win one game, give me the guy who wore number 7 for the Broncos.

He's the biggest name in South Florida sports history, and I seriously doubt anyone ever takes that title from him. You win SBs with the Dolphins, you get an elevated status. This will always be a Dolphins town for reasons stated above, and he's the enduring figure from that era. Actually, one could make an argument that his coming to Miami changed the course of the NFL in five cities. If he stays in Baltimore, the Colts probably don't have a swoon and maybe they stay instead of going to Indianapolis. If the Colts stay, the Browns don't go to Baltimore. Maybe they go to Indianapolis, but the landscape is much different in the mid-90s and they could have easily gone somewhere else (the Raiders, Rams, and Oilers/Titans all moved within that time frame). Also, without the Dolphins' success of the early 70s there probably isn't enough fan support to convince Pete Rozelle that a second Florida team would work.

A then-girlfriend and I were getting heavy into some foreplay on her living room couch. Clothes coming off, the whole nine. She told me to lay down on the floor. Cool: I laid on my back because I'm always down for mouth and tongue action. I got mouth and tongue action, alright - but not until after she told me to turn over.

To say a different place, I'll go with Jacksonville. DeSantis is basically the president's lapdog so he can't wait to open things up, but local officials in Tampa and South Florida have been at odds with him. Jax's mayor is the former RPoF chair.

I don't know about "most", but I would say that the percentage of women for whom this applies is much larger than most would expect. If I had to put a number...well, range...on it, I'd say 25-30%.

March 14: I was on the fence about going, but had a feeling something like this was around the corner.

I saw the Bucs as a betting favorite yesterday, before the Tannehill re-signing. I have to imagine those numbers have slanted even further in their favor with two other leading suitors (Titans, Pats) eliminated in the interim.

Here you go, rick... https://www.mysuncoast.com/2020/03/17/bars-nightclubs-close-florida-next-days-other-new-steps-taken-by-gov-desantis/

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis just ordered all bars and nightclubs to close for the next 30 days, effective at 5 PM.

I went out last night. Club had the same number of girls, but the customer crowd was noticeably lighter than usual. I'll likely stay in at this point until the situation passes: that said, local governments are probably going to take the choice away from me anyway.

Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale enacted similar measures. There aren't any great SCs in those cities proper, but I'd be willing to bet the rest of South Florida falls in line. https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/fort-lauderdale-miami-beach-mayors-announce-beach-closures-shortened-business-hours/

Playing GTA Online a little more than normal (trying to get an Oppressor MK II for cheap), and watching YouTube videos.

I'll admit to checking the Tootsie's website to see if there would be any changes (not as of yet). I'll also admit to thinking that visiting a smaller/neighborhood club might be a better move, at least for this weekend.

If you count the building as opposed to just the club, maybe 30 seconds. Adult World in Harrisburg has a chalkboard in the store where the dancers are listed, which of course is more up to date than the website. I've walked in and out when a girl I wanted to see was on the site but not the chalkboard. Outside of that, my guess is maybe 15 minutes. I walked into Trap and didn't see anyone I liked, but decided to wait in case anyone better came out of the dressing room. Guy running the spot said I had to buy a drink or leave.

NASCAR postponed races, so now it's just UFC. As Warrior alluded to, I want to see how ESPN fills all this airtime they're about to have...and it better not all be First Take an Get Up, like it is today.

The first time I went to Follies, I got there around 6:15 and stayed until the club closed...and then went right back at 12:15 the next afternoon and stayed until 6:45. Most of my Follies visits are at least 7 hours. I get there around noon and by the time I get anything near my fill, it's already 3 - and anyone who knows Atlanta can easily explain why it's better to stay in the club than deal with that traffic. I have several 7-8 hour trips to Tootsies too, mainly on the strength of watching UFC events and then staying until the club closed or a time close to it. I still want to stay at Tootsies from open to close once, which would be 18 hours. It'd take a perfect storm of events for me to even try, but it's possible. It'd have to be a Saturday with college football and UFC, that's for sure.

I think the only things that haven't been cancelled are NASCAR and UFC. As far as WrestleMania, I think neither Vince nor Tampa wants to be the one to cancel it but that Tampa will if Vince doesn't within the week they essentially gave him.

Had she not gotten arrested, she could've skipped over to Atlantic Beach to make sure it wasn't contaminated with coronavirus... https://www.wfla.com/news/is-your-meth-contaminated-with-coronavirus-this-florida-police-dept-will-test-it-for-free/

That is bad. Clubs are open literally every day, so we can wait it out. Going out sick is awful on several levels. Get well soon.

The one experience I've had was fun. I didn't spend any more money than usual, but everyone else spent so little I was a king in comparison. Problem...for most dancers...was that I had my preferences, which usually meant they were getting all my money. The one time I spent a lot of money (different experience)...I don't remember it that much. That tells me that spending a lot isn't the way to go.

In addition to 25's point, the mayor of Jacksonville is the former chair of the Republican Party of Florida. I don't particularly enjoy 18-20 year old dancers, but I'm for anyone doing what they want to do (within reason, etc). Even if they "clean up the clubs", the alternative for many of the girls affected by this is no better.

My cousin and I are going to Tootsies tonight. I think Wilder finishes the job this time.

It is definitely not Miami. You'll have great experiences here, but they're going to come at market price. There are certain clubs in a few places where the bang for your buck is good, but Atlanta and Detroit are probably the best cities overall for such. Pasco's up there too (but Tampa isn't).